Monday, August 7, 2023

25 Jokes For Kids= Best and Funny Jokes About Children Day in Urdu

 Best and Funny Jokes About children day in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will write about Children's Day. Children's Day is 
 Celebrated on the Birthday of Pandit Jawa- Harlal Nehru.
Children's Day is celebrated On 14th November Every year in 
India. He was the First Prime Minister of India and was fond 
of children. Children's Day in India is also famous as 'Bal Divas'.
On this occasion, People pay tribute to Jawaharlal Nehru.
Children's Day is a day of enjoyment for children. Children fondly
refer to Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru as 'chacha Nehru'.Schools and
Colleges Organize Various cultural and sports events to celebrate
this day. Many people prefer to celebrate the day with poor children.
Children's Day to be celebrated  to spread awareness about child rights
Child, Care, and child Education in the country.


Children's Day Jokes #1

Children pic




Bacha: Apna mama say patnay ky bad apny papa say
Papa: Ap ny kala Jadu seekha hoya hai Kia?
Papa Nahi to------
 Bacha: To Phir asi Zalam bla ksay pakri--πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  
                                            

 Children's Day Jokes #2


Ak bacha roo raha tha
Bapp! Bata : Q roo rahy ho
Bata ak rupia dy to btao ga
Bapp ny isay ak rupia diya----
Bacha chup ho ky my ak rupay ky liay he to roo raha tha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Children's Day Jokes #3

Bacha: Uncle ap ky pass pencil hai
 Dukan Dar: G hai
 Bacha : Zada khush na ho mary pas be hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Children's Day Jokes #4

 Teacher: Banss Ki katni tangay hoti hai?
 Bacha: Sir yy to koi bawa-kuf be bta sakta hai
 Teacher: Isi Liay to tum say pucha hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #5

Ustad : Kohay Hamalia kaha hai?
 Bacha : Sir nhi mulom......
 Ustad Gusay say banch per khray ho jao
 Bacha: Sir kia banch per khray huny say kohay hamalia nazar a jy ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Children's Day Jokes #6



Teacher: Alif Bay Pay Sunao
 Bacha: Alif Bay Pay 
Teacher: Shabash Or Sunao
 Bacha : Bas Allah ka shukar hai Sab theek ap sunao πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #7

Bacha phli bar school gya
 Wapsi per maa ny pucha bata kia kia seekha tum ny?
 Bacha udasi say:    Maa kuch nah kal phir jna hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #8

Bacha: Maa ap khali pate kitny saib kha sakti ha
Mama : Teen
 Bacha : Nahi sarif ak Q KY is ky bad ap ka pait bhar jy ga πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #9

Teacher :  Kia tumhay School pasand hai
Bacha han: Agar Band ho to---- πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #10

Teacher: Allama Iqbal Marny say phlay kia thy
  Bacha : Allama Iqbal marny say phlay zeenda thy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Children's Day Jokes #11

Ak bachy ko papaer nahi ata tha
Wo paper per hat bna raha tha
Teacher ny pucha: YY kia kar rahy ho
Bachay ny kaha : Paper bnanay waly ko lanat bej raha hu πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚

 Children's Day Jokes #12


Bacha mujy angrazi ky ustad bht pasand ha
Dusra Bacha : Wo Q
 Pehla Bacha : Q ky wo Class main dakhal hoty he mujy bahir Nikal daty hai πŸ˜‚
                                                                    
                                                

 Children's Day Jokes #13

Dost : Is tension ka nam btao 
Jis say hum nafrat karty hai
Bacha: Jnab "Examination" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #14

Dawat my bachy say ksi ny pucha
 Bata: Halwa lo gy ya kheer
Bacha : Ghr my ak he kotori hai kia πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


 Children's Day Jokes #15

 Naii : Bata ball chuty kar do
Bacha: Nahi uncle bray kar do-- 😜😜

 Children's Day Jokes #16

Bacha : Yr Facebook say pasay ksay kamaoo    
 Dost : Facebook Delete kar ky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 



 Children's Day Jokes #17

Shakh Ko current laga : Bachy ny pucha ap theek to hai?
 Shakh ny Kaha : Mujy chudo ja kar dakho Kitny Unit jal gy 😜😜




 Children's Day Jokes #18


Bapp : Mary liay pani lana
Bata : My games khail raha hu nh la sakta
Dusra Bata: Abu yy to ha e Batmeez Jay ap khud Pi lay πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
        
                                   

 Children's Day Jokes #19

Teacher : Tumhay sa say zada dar kab lagta hai
Bacha : Jb koi khta hai Tabel sunao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #20

Ak bachy say ksi adminy pucha ap ko sardia pasand  ya Garmia?
 Bacha : Sardi
Admi : Q
Bacha q ky my mehana mehana bar nahata nahi hu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚    



 Children's Day Jokes #21

Teacher bachy say : Mujy English main apna nam btao
Bacha : Long Life Oven
Teacher gusay say : Yy kia hota hai?
Bacha : Umar Draiz Bhati πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #22

Ak Admi bus stand py cigarette  pi raha tha
Bacha : Is my say dhua q nahi niklta
  Admi : Q ky yy "CNG" Py hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 


 Children's Day Jokes #23

Teacher: Shadi ky waqt Dulhay ko Goray per q Bathia jata hai
  Bacha : Usay Akhari moka diya jata hai abi be waqt hai bag jao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Children's Day Jokes #24

Teacher : Pakistan ka janda sab say phlay kaha lagya gya
 Bacha : Danday per πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #25



Teacher : Ksi asi jaga ka nam btao jsay bnaya to admi ny hai Magar waha ja nahi sakta
Bacha : Ladies Toilet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



                   




30 Food jokes= Best and Good jokes About Food in Urdu

 Best and Good Jokes About Food in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Food. Food is one of the basic necessities of life.
Food contains nutrient substances essential for the growth, repair, and 
maintenance of body tissues and for the regulation of vital processes. Nutrients
provide the energy our bodies need to function. The energy in food is measured
in units called calories. Every organism needs the energy to carry on with the 
process of living which comes from food. Food usually comes from animals and
plants. It is eaten by living things to provide energy and nutrition. Food contains 
the nutrition that people and animals need to be healthy. 




Food Jokes #1

Pizza pic

Aik larki thi dwani see
Bas pizay per wo marti thi πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #2

Good fast Food pic

Halki phulki bkuh may Halka phulka 
Pizza, Zingar do Shwarmay or Or ak bari coko cola.. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #3

Best Biryani pic

Biryani ak asi cheez hai jo ksi be 😍
Shaksh ko khla kar asani say har bat manwai ja sakti hai
Muj say to katal he karwa lo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Food Jokes #4

Wo jo puch rahy hai
Sabab mary chahray ki ronak ka😍
Inhay batao,Aj Biryani khai hai 


Food Jokes #5

 Maray marnay ki dar hai Sahab 
Tum log toot pro gy Baryani per πŸ˜‚

Food Jokes #6



Dafa karo Muhabat ko 
Ao Pizza khaty hai πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #7


My ny socha ky my sudar jao
Phir achnak andar say awaz ay 
 Maza    z sarafin Ap my y
y suhalat majood nahi hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #8

Yu to hazaro khanay hai duniya may
Magar jo Dali Muhabat 
 Biryani say hai Wo ksi or say ho he nahi sakti πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Food Jokes #9

Mara phla pyar biryani or 
Dusra pyarr Biryani ki dusri Plat πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #10

Jin ka Nam "A" say shuru hota hai
 Wo kal apko Biryani khlay gayπŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #11

Mud shud khrab hai
 Mujy pizza khana hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #12



Gajer ka halwa or jwani ka halwa
 Dono he hosh ura daty hai πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #13

Aj hum ny Arbi pakai hai
Agar ksi ny Urdu paki ho to
Salan ka wata sata kar ly πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #14

Prathay say Dosti Chay Say Pyarr
Yahi hai mara Hafta, Yahi mara atwarπŸ˜‚ 


Food Jokes #15

Tray Bna mary dil my hai Sarnata 
To he mari chay to he mara paratha πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #16

 Muhabat tumhray bas ki bat nahi
Sardia a gi hai tum anday becha kroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #17

Atraf say Gum or Darymain my Hum
Zandgi be kiya barger hui jati hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #18


Uljnay mathi be to ho sakti hai
 Jalabi is bat ki Zanda misal hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #19

Na ksi ka dil chahiay mujy Na ksi ki jan chahiay
Mujy to bas Barger,Pizza,Shawr-mara,or Chocolate chahiay πŸ˜•πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #20


Allah bakshay Barger Shawr-may ko
  Achy log thy yy be πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #21

Tanduri roti my pta nahi namak hota hai ya pasina
 Per hoti nht mazak ki hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #22



 Zandgi ka koi brosa nahi hai
 Jo be khana hai aj e kha lo πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #23

 Aik dard hai jo chay my mila kar
 Hum chup chap piay jaty hai πŸ˜‚

Food Jokes #24

 Muntazir hai chay,smosay or my
 Ap ay to yy sham mukmal ho 😍

Food Jokes #25

To mary aj dil ki pyais bagna
 O---- Coko Cola Tu πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #26

Jsay mudato bad Bachray  dost milay
Yu aftari my chay say mulakat rehti hai 😍

Food Jokes #27

Zandgi chay ki tarha ubal rahi hai
Magar
 Hum be har gont ka maza shoq say ly rahy hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #28

Ak lamhay my sari zandgi Ge aia hu
 Aj us ky at ki chay pi aia hu 😍


Food Jokes #29

Nraz q hoty ho chly jaty hai tari mahfil sai---
Wesy be jaha biryani Alo wali ho waha Hum ruka nahi karty 

Food Jokes #30



Agar batna e chahty ho to
Biryani ki dag banto πŸ˜‘
Dukh batnay say bukh to nahi matati na πŸ˜’



                                            

25 Jokes On Evening Walk= Best And Funny Jokes on My Daily Evening Walk

 Best And Funny Jokes onMy Daily Evening Walk

Introduction:

Today we will read about My Daily Evening. I Have a daily evening 
routine in my Life. I go to the playground at 5:00 PM. Here, I play 
cricket with my Friends. I enjoy my game for about an hour. I return 
back home at 6:00 PM. I Take a bath and refresh myself. Then I do my
schoolwork. I complete all my homework in half an hour. Then I watch 
TV with my family. I take my dinner at 8:00 PM. The evening walk is 
good for your health. It is good for those people who can't get up early
in the morning for a walk. An evening walk in a park is very calm and 
enjoyable. 


Daily Evening Jokes #1

Daily Evening pic

Sham py Khty ho ky kal sham Milay gy
Ati nahi wo sham jis sham milay gy 😒😒


Daily Evening Jokes #2

        
Best Evening pic

Sham say kuch buja sa rehta hun
Dil hoya hai chraj muflas ka 😒


Daily Evening Jokes #3

Tu Naya hai Tu dekha subha nai sham nai
Warna in ankho ny dakhy hai nayy sall kaii πŸ˜–πŸ˜•


Daily Evening Jokes #4

 Tumhray shaher ka mosam bara suhana lagy
My ak sham chura lo agar bura na lagy πŸ˜“πŸ˜“


Daily Evening Jokes #5

Yy jo dal raha hai Suraj 
 Kaha ja raha hai Suraj 😞

Daily Evening Jokes #6


Acha nahi lagta mujy shamo ka badlna
 Kal sham be khty thy ky kal sham milay gy 😒😒


Daily Evening Jokes #7

A gi yad sham Dalty he
Buj gya dil chraj jalty he πŸ˜•πŸ˜“


Daily Evening Jokes #8

Sham ko tumhara has kar milna
 Din bar ki augarat hoti hai 
                                            



Daily Evening Jokes #9

Bht he asar rakhti hai yy dalti hui sham
Dati hai khushia to khai gam ka pagam πŸ˜’πŸ˜–


Daily Evening Jokes #10

Yun to har sham umeedo my  guzar jati hai
Aj kuch bat hai jo sham py rona aia πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ 


Daily Evening Jokes #11

Ak sham or dal gyi
Ak din or Ge liya---!!!


Daily Evening Jokes #12




Din Dakha nahi
Sham hui jati hai 😒


Daily Evening Jokes #13

Ruthi shammy
Din Khafa -πŸ˜“




Daily Evening Jokes #14

Tum say he din hota hai
 Sarmaii sham atti hai πŸ˜’


Daily Evening Jokes #15

Lambi ha gam ki sham
 Magar
Sham he to hai 


Daily Evening Jokes #16

Sham dalny say
Faqt sham nahi dalti hai πŸ˜“


Daily Evening Jokes #17

 Bas ak sham ka har sham antzar rha
 Mugar wo sham ksi sham be nahi ai 


Daily Evening Jokes #18


 Sham say ankh say nami se hai
 Aj phir ap ki kami see haii πŸ˜“


Daily Evening Jokes #19

 Yuon to har sham Umeedo my guzar jati hai--!!



Daily Evening Jokes #20

Sham be thi doha doha Husan be tha udas udas
 Dil ko kai khania yad se a ky reh gi πŸ˜“


Daily Evening Jokes #21

Sakoot sham ka hesa to mat bna muj ko 
 My rang hu so ksi moj may mila muj ko πŸ˜’


Daily Evening Jokes #22

 Zindagi ka flas-fa be ketna ajeeb hai
 Shammy katti nahi or sal guzarty chly ja rahy hai 😌


Daily Evening Jokes #23

 My udas rasta hun sham ka 😭πŸ˜₯


Daily Evening Jokes #24

 "Tu AAsmanay bakth ko choti hui sehar"
My dasty hadsat  my gurbat ki sham hun 😌

Daily Evening Jokes #25



Udas udas har sham thi zandgi wareen thi 
Hum niklay ugalo ky safar my hmara muqdar to andari rat thi πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜“πŸ˜“



                                                    
                                                            
                                            

                                                




25 Aeroplan Jokes= Funny And Best SMS on Aeroplan jokes in Urdu

Funny And Best SMS on Aeroplan jokes in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Aeroplan. An Aeroplan is used to move
through airways from one location to another. People used Airplanes
to go from one country to another because it helps them to quickly. It
comes in a variety of shapes and sizes. An aeroplane has wings and a 
tail. It is also used for the transportation of goods. It can carry 100 to
400 passenger. An aeroplane is run by a pilot. It saves time and also 
makes the world smaller. It is a fantastic invention and a gift to humanity.
Flying in the air is delightful.

Aeroplane Jokes #1

Best Aeroplan Pic

Mary alava or kon ha asa jo aj be
Jahaz ki awaz sun kar asman ki taraf  Zaroor dakhta hai ? 


Aeroplane Jokes #2

                            
Best Aeroplan pic


Apny katni dafa jahaz main safar kiya hai??
Puri Bay Emani say batay Hmara to bai Apna jahaz hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Aeroplane Jokes #3

Best Aeroplan Pic

Tum to thehre pardesi sath kiya nabao gy
Subha Phil flight se Canada Bhaag Jao gy πŸ˜‚


Aeroplane Jokes #4

Tuj say mili
To sakha many hasna πŸ˜‚


Aeroplane Jokes #5

 Tanha ho jana
 Nazar andaz huny say behtar hai πŸ˜”


Aeroplane Jokes #6



 Bht ay gi Yaday
 Magar is bar tum he ana--- πŸ˜•


Aeroplane Jokes #7

Or Phir tumhara Muj say Ge bar gya 😌


Aeroplane Jokes #8

 Murshad!!
Dil barr gya hai khud say be 😭


Aeroplane Jokes #9

Yy jena be koi jena hai Hum pardais walo ka 
Ky apny ghr be jay To faqt mehman hoty hai πŸ˜“

Aeroplane Jokes #10

Log Khty ha bht Khush qasmat hai
Ghr say nikal jana ksi Khush Qasmati?..😌


Aeroplane Jokes #11

Jin ka phlay rat ko apny ghr- dil nahi lagta tha
Ab inka pardais main dil nahi lagta--- 😒😒


Aeroplane Jokes #12



Awaz dy kay dakh lo shaid wo mil he jay
Warna yy umer bar ka safar Riaga to hai --


Aeroplane Jokes #13

 Awaz dy ky chup gi har bar Zandgi
Hum asay sada log thy ky har bar a gy 😒


Aeroplane Jokes #14

Khabo ny pardais my ronda
 My to apny ghr ka na-blag bacha tha 😒


Aeroplane Jokes #15

  Mujy pardais my ra kar brabar yad ata hai
Wo kacha he sahi likan ghr bht yad ata hai 😒😒


Aeroplane Jokes #16

Tuj say dur pardais my rehna be
Jahnam say km to nahi hai "Maa" 



Aeroplane Jokes #17

My ny har sham yahi socha hai
Umer guzari hai ky Din guzara hai 😞


Aeroplane Jokes #18

Har musafir talash karta hai 
Apni Manzlo ko Sham say phlay πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘


Aeroplane Jokes #19

Hum ny ghr ki slamati ky liay
Khud ko Ghr say nikal rakha hai πŸ˜•

Aeroplane Jokes #20

Us ny anso be mary Dakhy thy
 Us ny phir be kaha kay jana hai 😭😭


Aeroplane Jokes #21

Aj Milay thy Pardais my tray Shahar kay log
Anso nikal pray tara hal puchty puchty πŸ’”πŸ’”


Aeroplane Jokes #22

Taray begar be hum Ge to rahy hai
 Likan
 Saziay mot ky mayos kadio ki tarha 😒


Aeroplane Jokes #23

 Duniya main sab say majbur insan pardasi hai
Jo yy nahi janta kbi apno say mil pay ga ya nahi 😒😒


Aeroplane Jokes #24

 Pardais my pakoray to bna he laty hai Maa
Per taray hat ka zaika kaha say layy πŸ˜“πŸ˜“
                                            

Aeroplane Jokes #25



 Kiya sunay kiss hal may ati hai 
Pardais ki Eid--- πŸ˜“     


 
            



25 Jokes About Work= Best SMS And Status on Work Jokes in Urdu

 Best SMS And Status on Work Jokes in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Work. Work is worship is a famous motivational
proverb. This proverb signifies the importance of doing work in our life. We
cannot survive without doing work. Hard work with full dedication make us 
successful. When we do our work with dedication it gives us satisfaction and
happiness. We can fight every challenge of life by doing hard work. Hard work
helps us in achieving the goal of our life. We should do our work sincerely without
fearing the outcome. We get the blessing of God People who love to do their work
with honesty build a good society and nation. 



Work Jokes #1

Best Work pic

 Pakistan main jo Larkia Rayazi main achi hoti hai
Wo shadi ky bad Apny Muhlay main committee wali Antia ban jati hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #2

Best work pic


                


  Har insan may aik bot chupa hota hai
 Jo serif Shankti card ki photo my nazar ata hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #3

Best Work pic


 Ghr waly mary kam may asay nuks niklty hai
Jsay mujy wo tankha daty ho........ πŸ˜ πŸ˜•
                                                

Work Jokes #4

 Achi bhabi bari qasmat say milti hai
My na-jnay kis ki bhabi bnao gi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Work Jokes #5

Sab say zada maza khtab may hai
Jb be Kholu Khubsurat need a jati hai πŸ˜“πŸ˜


Work Jokes #6

 My atni Pyari hu Log to Log
Salan be mujy say jal jata hai πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #7

Dakh ky muhabto ka hal is smaj main
 My ny Dil laga lia Ghr ky kam kaj may... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #8

 Mary pas ghr walo ky tanay hai
Tumhray pas kiya hai Greeboo? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜•


Work Jokes #9

Duniya may Kbi achy logo ki tlash may mat niklna
 Q ky main Hemasha Ghr my he hoti hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #10

 Bas wo larka mil jy jo Baryani paka lata
Ho Baki raita to my khud bna lo gi 😟😟


Work Jokes #11

 Mood Shud kharab hai
 Mujy pizza khana hai πŸ˜‚

Work Jokes #12



Bartan do rahi thi ky
 Ak Dam ak plate ny khud kushi kar li
Phir kia my ny be sab say chupa kar lash Thknay laga di πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚



Work Jokes #13

Insan ko chay kiya bnani a jy
Ghr waly "Ramo Kaka" he smj laty hai 


Work Jokes #14

Rozay say dar nahi lagta
Aftari ky bartan dony say dar lagta hai 😒😒


Work Jokes #15

"Salai" Asi musebat hai
Jsay ay wo pachty 
Jsay na ay wo be pachtay 😟😟 

Work Jokes #16

Aj my gana ga rahi thi Mujy sajan ky ghr jna hai
Ami ny foran kaha jb ho ao to a ky bartan do ana πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #17

Sehat mad bavi har ksi ko nahi milti
 Khud khla khla kar Mota karna parta hai πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Work Jokes #18


 My choty bacho ko aray laga kar 
In ki cheezay kha jati hun πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #19

 Jatni garmi ha Aj kal aftar my 
 Ice-Cream ky pokray khny ko dill karta hai πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #20

Jab my tadi se thi
Mari ami tb be muj say bartan dalwati thi πŸ˜‚



Work Jokes #21

Agar Zandgi apko Zameen per gera dy
To wahi per soo jao......... Good Night 😣


Work Jokes #22

Wasy to my bht achi hu
 Bas kabi kabi Tameez wala fuse urr jata hai πŸ˜‚



Work Jokes #23

China wala mod hai mara
Kabi kabi khai be khrab ho jata hai πŸ’



Work Jokes #24

Mari insano say nahi banti
Mujy bhuto ky pas jna hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Work Jokes #25



Mujy to sharato say fursat nahi milti πŸ’“
Warna my kar ky btati ky parhai ksay khty hai πŸ‘¨πŸ˜‚


          

30 Cleanliness jokes= Best and Good SMS And Status On Cleanliness Joke in Urdu

 Best and Good SMS And Status On Cleanliness  Joke in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Cleanliness. Cleanliness is very important in our Life. 
It is required to keep us healthy. Cleaning our environment is an easy task and we
should do it. Maintaining Cleanliness shows our culture. Cleanliness is important
in the development of a society. We should make it a habit to clean our environment.
The government introduced many campaigns like the Swachh bharat abhiyan/Clean
India. campaign on 2nd October 2014. The cleanliness of our environment is our 
responsibility which we must follow. We should not throw garbage on roads or 
Footpaths. We should maintain Cleanliness in our homes as well as the place we visit.



Cleanliness Jokes #1

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 Safai Nasff Eman hai
 πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘ 
    


  

Cleanliness Jokes #2

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Hemasha sach bolo
 Magar
Boltay he dor laga do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


                                          

Cleanliness Jokes #3

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Jsay Yad karny say he Mod khrab ho jay
 Ak asa Fazool khail ho Tum πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #4

 Wafa panay nikly thy
 Wafat pa gay.......... Hahahahahaha


Cleanliness Jokes #5

Pyara be hun
 Bartan be do lata hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #6




Match ki tali jal kar buj jay
To Karachi ki larki ban jati hai πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #7

Aj kal ki ulad say zada to machar farma-bardar hai
 Majrab say phly ghr to a jata hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cleanliness Jokes #8

My ksi ki samaj my a jao
Atni  ksi ki samaj he nahi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #9

Ashisk ak panga hai
 Ty my ak wari lena zaroor ay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #10

Mobile zara km astmal kray
 Wazrat Abu Hukmat  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚     



Cleanliness Jokes #11

 Suno Jana!!!
Mary hato ksi din Phurak na Jana πŸ˜€


Cleanliness Jokes #12


Pyare karny ki umar my ghr waly
Muj say parhai karwa rahy hai πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #13

Ami kahti hai
Bata! Muhabat azmani ho to
 Sarif ID ka pasward mang lena πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cleanliness Jokes #14

Aj dil Udas ha phir say
Yar yy kiya bakwas hai Phir say 😒😠


Cleanliness Jokes #15

Wsay to hum azat dar log hai
Likan yy mobile bht Ba-Azat karwata hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #16


Choty kad ki larkia jb qamar per hat rakhti hai 
 To chay wala Mag lagti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #17

 Wo malai jsi larki
 Or main das ubalo wali chay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #18


Ksi ko jan bnany say behtar hai!!
Banda Dasi Ghee kha kar jan bna lay--- πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #19

Yy jo tum har waqt 
 yad aty ho!!!!!!
 Tumhari Ami ko btao kiya ????



Cleanliness Jokes #20



Smaj dar log behass nahi karty
Bas tali laga kar side per ho jaty hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #21

Thora sa pyare hoya hai---- Thora sa baki hai
Banda puchay pyare hai ya makan ki kistayy πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #22

Agar Magar or kash my hun
My khud be apni tlash my hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #23

Mano Bali ban ky wo mara
Chuzay jsa dill kha gi πŸ˜‚



Cleanliness Jokes #24

Ami G !!
 Shadi na sahi Thori se Mangni He Karwa dy πŸ˜ƒ

Cleanliness Jokes #25

Wo jo karoro my aik ha na
 Wo my khud e hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Cleanliness Jokes #26

 Chay pia kro
Is say bezati bardast karny ki takat pada hoti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #27

Pakistan ky to jin be tharki hai
Sarif larkio per he atay hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #28

Hmray Mulak my doctor nurse perπŸ˜‚
Or Marizz farash per marta hai 😒



Cleanliness Jokes #29

Phatan ko Garmi nahi lagti
Q Ky
 Is ko Garmi lagta hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Cleanliness Jokes #30



Bht Khomashi say toot gi aj
Wo plate jo Ami ky jahezz ki thi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                        
                                                        
    

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