University boy joke= Best and good joke on university boys
Introduction:
University life and college life are very different. Four years of university is
a great experience. In these four years, many memories are associated with a
person. In university, a person becomes connected with his friend. Then the
friend has fun together. Talking with friends is a lot of fun. Can also operate
mobile in the university.
University joke #1
Kuch log varise ki tarha hoty hainπ
Zandgi my a jy to skon ki file urr jatti hainππ
Khuda krayπ
Muhabat myn ksi ko judi na milayπ
jo mujy yad na kray usayπ
Thand my razai na milayππ
University joke #3
Soch smj kar dukh banta kroπ
yy screen shot ka zamana hainπ
University joke #4
Myn wahi karti hu π
jo mara dill kart hain π
or mara dill karta hainπ
myn kuch b na kro π
`1Kitchen say chakar laga ky atmanan sayπ
sofay per bath ky pani mangnay waly ko π
bhai khty hain ππ
University joke #6
Ksi ko sachy dill sy chaho toπ
puri kinate π
Uss ki shadi ksi or sy karwnay lag jatti hainπ
University joke #7
Kal ak larki ny mujy bartan dotay dakh liaπ
Aj uss ki ami rashta ly aiiπ
University joke #8
Baap baaty sy: Bta tu share ka putar hainπ
Or wo share my hunπ
Bata: papa school may teacher be yahi khti hainπ
Ky tu ksi janwar ki ulad hainππ
Mujy bachpan ka wo dukh nh bultaπ
Jb rat barr jari rahny wali barish subha π’
School time rukh jatti thiππ
Shohar wo haste hainπ
Jiss ko slam ka kuch pta ho na hoπ
yy zaroor pta hota hainπ
char shadia karna uss ka haq hainπ
Mara sb sy bara masla yy hain π’
ky ksi sy behss khatam ho jnay ky bad heππ
Mujy saray achay achay jwab yad a hainπ
University joke #12
Baap ny baaty sy kaha: aj phir tumhari teacher ki
traf sy letter aia hainπ
Baata : ap bay fakar rahy myn ami ko nh btao ga ππ
Yy watan hmara hainπͺ
isay hum ny bagara hainπ
Mary das ka har bacha
bachio py dil hara hainπ
Har shadi shuda bandaπ
facebook py kwara hain ππ
Teacher: Jiss din Qiamat ay giπ’
Uss din Surag Zameen ky Qirab a jy gaπ
Zameeb phatt jy giπ
Bacha: Kia uss din school sy chuti ho gi???
ππ
Ak bacha khaat may aloo niklny myn apni dadi ki madat kar raha thaπ
Bht thak gya to apni dadi sy bola πππ
Ap ny yy sb akhar Zameen my Dubay he q thay ππ
Lanat be kia cheez hain π
Adress na be likhoπ
Musthakk afrad tak ponch jatti haiπ
University joke #17
Larky waly: Hmay ap ki bati pasand nh hainπ
Larki waly: Pasand to hmay be nh hainπ
π
Ab kia kray ghr sy nikl dyππ
Kuch logo ky whatsapp per
asay typing a raha hota hai
Jsay wasiat likh rahy hoπ
Or reply ata hain...Hmmm
Bavi: Asman per stray Dakhty Hoay boli π
Wo kon se cheez hain π
Jo tum rozz dakhty ho likan toor nh saktayπ
Shohar: (Gusay say) : tumhra moo ππ
University joke #20
Chayy ky andar Lays dobo ky khayy π
Maza na ay π
To dubara asi harkat na kray πππ
Aj mosam bara samosana or pakrona hoya hain π
University joke #22
Larka or larki school may:π
Larka: Date per chlo giπ
Larki: chall
Larka: kaha?
Larki: principle ky pass
Larka: ab banda apni baji ky sath mazak b na krayπ
Larki: fatay moo tara, Chuti mangnay jana hainππ
University joke #23
Phlay mara parny likhnay ko dill nh karta thaπ
Ab my ny class ky topers ky sath Bathna Shuru kar dia π
Ab un ka be parnay myn dill nh lagta ππ
Sabat hoya hain ky muhabat nahi rahi π
Uss ny mujy dakh kar mong phali chupa liππ’
University joke #25
Larkio ka dill tb buri tara toota hain ππ’
Jb wo apny jsa sut muhlay ki kam karny waliππ
ko phnay hoay dakh lyππ
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