Showing posts with label 65 Jokes about Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 65 Jokes about Books. Show all posts

Thursday, July 20, 2023

25 best Rain Jokes = Funny SMS and status on Rain

25 best Rain Jokes = Funny SMS and status on Rain

Introduction :

Today we will write jokes about rain. The rainy season is loved by all people.
After the rain, everything becomes fresh. Rain is the mercy of Allah. Some 
people do not like the rainy season. I like the rainy season very much. After
the rain, a very cold wind blows. I have a lot of fun in the rainy season. After
the rain, there are small droplets of water on the leaves of the trees. I bathe 
In the rainy season. After the rain, everything becomes fresher. People
come out of their houses to take the cool air of the rain.





Rain joke #1  
Best rain pic

  



 Barish dakh kar tum bht yad a rahy ho
Pas hoty to tum say Vapour e Lagwa letyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Rain joke #2
Best flower in rain pic





  Yy Rim Jim, Yy Barish, Yy Awargi ka Mosam
 Hmray bas my hota Tumhray pas chly atay πŸ˜’πŸ’”


Rain joke #3
Best rain pic





In Barsho say keh do Khai or ja ky barsay
 Hmari WiFi ko phlay he mot pari hui haiπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚


Rain joke #4
  Yy Mosam ki Barish, Yy Barish ka pani
  Yy pani ki bunday, Tujy he Dunday 
   "Ja na ly bagrat


Rain joke #5
 phlay PBarish hoti thi to yad atay thy
 Ab jb yad atay ho to barish hoti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Rain joke #6
 Bunday gari to anso be a gy
  Barish ka us say Rashta zaroor haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Rain joke #7
   Hmray shaher a jao, Sada barsat rahti hai πŸ’—
  Kbi Badal barsti hai, Kbi Ankhay Barsti hai πŸ’–πŸ’˜

  Rain joke #8         
   Lott ai hai dakho barshay phir say
 Yaha waha ak tum e ko lot ani ki fursat nahi miliπŸ˜’πŸ˜“πŸ˜”

 Rain joke #9

        
Tum to khud ansoo may bastay ho
Tumhay q barshay rulati hai πŸ˜”πŸ˜•  

     You salaky say yad aty ho     
  Jsay barish ho wakfay wakfay say πŸ’—πŸ˜€    

  

 Rain joke #11

                   
  Barish !!
 Barish ki barsti bundo ny jb dasthak di darwzay per
  Mehsoos hoya tum ay ho, Andaz tumhray jasa tha πŸ˜•πŸ˜’

 Rain joke #12

Paro ki tra husan ki barish may naha lo
Dill ki tarha, Jum ky ghr ao ksi din πŸ’” 

 Rain joke #13

 Socho to kia, lamha ho ga??
Barish, Jari, Tum, or My πŸ˜‡

 Mosam ki ada aj be pur kaf hai πŸ˜’πŸ˜—
   Likan
   Ak guzari hui barsat ki hasrat nahi jatti πŸ˜“πŸ˜”    

Rain joke #15

   Tum puchty thy na katna pyare hai tum sy lo
  Ab gin lo bunday barish ki 😍😟


Rain joke #16

Tum jo hoty to bat or thi
Ab ki barish to sarif  pani hai πŸ˜•πŸ˜“  


Rain joke #17

 Aa barish tham tham ky brass ky mara muhmoob a saky
Us ky anay ky bad atna barss ky wo ja na sakyπŸ˜πŸ˜‰


Rain joke #18

  Tari qarbat be nahi hai maysarπŸ˜—
 Or din be barisho ky a gy haiπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜•



Rain joke #19

Barish ki tara tuj py barsati rahy khushia
 Har bund tray dil say har gam ko meta dyπŸ’•

Rain joke #20

  jin ky mahmoob nahi hoty
 Unhay barish may pokray yad atay hai πŸ˜‚

Rain joke #21

 Jo mo ko a rahi thi ab laapti hai pao say
 Barish ky bad mati ki fatrat he badal gi

 
  

Rain joke #22

Jug ki barish sab ny dakhi
 Man ki barish dakhy kon----
 


Rain joke #23

Dup ny guzarish ki
 Ak bund barish ki
                             


Rain joke #24

  Hum say pucho mazaj barish ka
 Hum jo kachay makan waly hai


Rain joke #25

 Chup jay khai a ky bht taz hai barish
  Yy mary tray jsam ko mati ky bna hai

Monday, July 17, 2023

65 books jokes - Best jokes on Books

 Books joke - Best jokes on Books

Introduction:

Today we will read about books. Some people are very fond Of reading books.
By reading a book, a person gets to know many things. The books give happiness
to man. I love to read books. Reading books makes me very happy. Books are our
best friend.

Book Joke #1

Best Book pic



Novel parhny wali larki sakrate panay  
Waly larko say zada tharki hoti hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Novel Joke #2

Best book pic and book jokes


Pyari larkia,
Bht pyari larkia,
Phir ati hai wo jo novel parti haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book joke #3



Best book pic


    
Wo mray alava ksi or
 ko dakhy
 Ty wakhi jay aonu guna malna sanu ki πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Book Joke #4

 Hum asi kom say hain
  Jo duvair per he likh daty hai
  Ky duvair per likhna mana hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #5

Dakho" Kuch dar phlay yy facebook per Masroof tha
 Ab bok per face rakh ky soo gya hai--πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #6

  Katabay hmara kamti sarmia hainπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

Book Joke #7


 Kash!! Tumhray chray per chicken pox ky dag hoty
 Chand to tum Phly ho he Stray be sath hoty πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #8

  Teacher batao : Kuta dum q halata hai
 Bacha : Q ky science ky asool ky matabik dum may
  Atni taqat nahi hoti ky wo kuty ko hala sakyyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #9

 Teacher: Bata toTumhray Abu kia karty hai
  Student : Jo mama kahti hai wahi karty haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #10 

Teacher: Kal Tum Ny Chuti q ki?
 Peo: Sir Kal Mehman ay Hoay thy 
 Teacher: OOO! I See
Peo: O ai hundi ty may aj be nai ona seπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
`                                        

Book Joke #11

 Teacher: Bachay ko naha kar baja Kray
  Is say boo ati hai 😞😐
Fasla badi maa : Bacha hai, Glab ka phool nahi
  Isay parhay sungay mat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚       


Book Joke #12

 Ak student ki nazar may acha teacher kon hota hai
  1. Ak teacher jo Haftay May 3 Chutia Kray
2. Asa teacher jo class may 10 minute late ay
  3. Or 10-minute class khatam Kray 
   4. Asa teacher jo kabi home work na dy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #13

Student: Miss home work Kia tha 
Likan copy ghr per ra gi
 Teacher: Tu khud be ghr per ra jatty---!!
  Ap achi lagti hai
  Iss Liay ata hunπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #14

 Class may bht shore ho raha tha
 Ustad !! Tum logo may Shrafat nahi hai kia??
    Bacha : Sir! Shrafat to pani penay gya hai πŸ˜πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #15

 Teacher !!!
Bus ky driver or conductor may kia Farak hai
 Kaka
 Conductor soya to Ksi ka tagat nahi 
   Agar driver soya to sab ka tagat kat jay gaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #16

  Pehlay khat Pakray jetty thy
Phir mobile or ab screenshot
Muhabat tara bara grakπŸ˜‘πŸ˜–



Book Joke #17

  Quaid -e-Azam Ny Farmia tha
 Kam , kam or sarif kam yy nh kaha tha
 Kon sa kam
 Das danday ty ani pa deni seπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 

Book Joke #18

   
 Dill Tha Hmara 
 Ruf copy nahi thi tum ai kuchar Muchar kar Chly gy
 An Parah khai kyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 

Book Joke #19

                    
 Ak tray liay mano bali
 Sb ky liay jangli bali πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #20

   Bat ahtait ki hoti ha Galab
 Koi ami shaper duble nahi karwata πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #21


  Teacher: Sach or wham may kia Faraq hai??
    Student: Ap Parha Rahy hai yy bat sach hai
 Or, Hum Parh Rahy hai yy ap ka waham haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #22

 Sab say bara joth to shadi ky card per likha hota hai
 "Tamam function waqt per Shuru ho gy"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #23

  Hadia tutti thi
 Jiss "algebra" to sakhny ky liay aj tak is ky astmal ka pta nahi chal sakaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                                         


Book Joke #24

 Teacher : Tum mari class may nahi soo sakty,    
Shagrd : So sakta hu sir, Agar ap thora or dray bolyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #25

 Gaya Zamana --- Bht suhana😒😒
 Dosto yad aia kuch πŸ˜•πŸ˜’

Book Joke #26

Chemistry Teacher: Kon sa liquid or solid Milnay sy gas Banti hai
 Peo: rajma chawal
Teacher: bahoshπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #27

 Teacher : Jiss insan ky hat na ho 
  Isay Hendi or English may kia khay gy
 Peo: Hendi may Thaker or English may Hand free khay gyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #28

Teacher: Tumhray sath yy chota bacha kon hai ?? πŸ˜πŸ˜‰
 Peo : Mara bai shrafat
 Teacher : Tum isay class may q lay ho ??
  Peo : Ap ny e to kaha tha class may shrafat ky sath betha kroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #29

Ustad shagrd say : Sawal ky jwab may atna km q likha
Shagrd : My ny is liay km likha ky ap ko check karny may asani hoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Teacher: Anday or Dandy may kia fraq hai
Shagrd: Anday sasit dano per barstay hai 
   Or danday talbay almo perπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #31

The paper Say Ak din Phlay
 Shagrd: yy chapter chud data hu, paper may nahi ay ga
  Chapter: Bata Tu Kal to mill zara πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Book Joke #32

Teacher: Badam khnay say kia hota hai
Shagrd : Badam khatam ho jatty haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #33

   Urdu ki teacher :
  Ak khubsurat larki khari hai is jumlay ko apny alfaz may lakho           
  Shajrad : Abay" wo dakh tari babi"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Book Joke #34

 Teacher: I miss you ka kia Matlab hai??😏😏
  Pappu: Sir" Iss ka matlab hai
"Me Tumhari teacher hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #35

  Teacher: Btao jis ky dono hat na ho Usay kia Khtay hai
Pappu kafi dar sochny ky bad : Hand freeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


   

Book Joke #36

 
Sir: Pyare or Ishq may kia fraq hai
 Student : Pyare wo ha jo ap apni beti say karte hen
 Or  Ishq wo ha jo hum ap ki beti say karte hen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #37

 Teacher: Agar moti larki plat kar Wapis ay to
  Iss jumlay ko English may kia khay gy
 Pappu : "Gol Maal Returns"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                    

Book Joke #38

Teacher : Kal  school q nahi ay??
 Bacha : Asal may ghr may ami abu larr pray thy
 Teacher : Is my tumhray na anay ki kia waja thi ??
  Bacha : Wo mara ak jota abu ky hat may or ak ami ky hat may tha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #39

 Hum jsay log ak barr koh jay πŸ˜“πŸ˜‰
 To dubara nahi  miltay πŸ˜•πŸ˜πŸ˜€


 Umeed Kbi na chudna
  Kal ka din aj sy bahtar ho ga
 InshallahπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘

Book Joke #40

    
                             Azat ki bat karty ho to suno sahab
                         Rat ko macher be pao chumny aty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #41

  Kowray Sar sar ky marty hai
Or shadi suda lar lar ly Marty haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #42

 Shadi kia hoti hai?
 Yy Smjnay ky liay ak science dan Ny shadi kar li😊😊
 Ab is ko smj nahi a raha ky science kia hoti hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #43

 Bavi !! Shadi ky phlay sal Eid per Ap ny mujy lohay ka bed bnwa kar dia tha
 Is bar kia arada hai
     Shoher : IS sall is may current chudny ka arada hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

 

Book Joke #44

Agar ap chahty hai ky log ap ki Pheet pachy tarif Kray
 To Foran fot ho jay
  Q ky jatty g asa harjaz mumkan nahi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚    

Book Joke #45

 Dost asay Bnao
  Jo Dard may "hamdrd" πŸ˜’πŸ˜
 Or khushi may "khusray" bn jyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #46

Garmio may chray per atni chaknet se a jati hai
 Ky koi lanat be bajy wo be slip ho jatti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    

Book Joke #47

Agar ap motay hain to har do minute bad sofay say uthty raha, Kray
Isay be sans leni hoti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #48

"Sabar ka imthain" Tb shru hota hai
 Jb mobile silent py ho or mill na raha hoπŸ˜–πŸ˜‚





Book Joke #49

 My Puchna chahta hu yy jano mano waly log sari rat kia baty karty hai,
Hamara to or sunao, ap suna, He khtam nahi hotaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #50


 Agar koi ap ko gana gnay kyy liay khara kar dy
  To ap ka be haq banta hai komi trana suna kar sb ko khara kar dyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #51

 Feel hal dunyia may kamyab jora kharbozo ka he ha?
 Ak ky bagar dusra bilkul adora hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #52

  Mari khomashi ko mara ankar samjty hoay chla gya           
  Isay ksay samjao mary moo may boti thiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #53

Zandgi gurney ky liay Pyare he kafi nahi hota
     Chay be Chiay hoti hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #54

 Hass kar Kat lati hu may sari sabzia
   Magar jb piaz ki bari ati ha to
 Ankhy bag jatti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

Book Joke #55

Baba G Khty hai
 Agar bavi sy galti ho jy to is may qasoor galti ka he hota haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #56


  Koi be kam atna perfect na kray
 Ky bad may wo ap ki duty ban jayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Book Joke #57

Teacher : Khon ky alag alag groups q hoty hai
 My: Ta ky macher ak he flavor pi kar bor na hoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 

Book Joke #58

   
 Mujy asay lagta hai ky bachpan my many
 Churan chaty chaty shadi wali lakeer be chat li thiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #59

 Idar Muhabat ksi or ki hony ja rahi hai
Udar log keh rahy hai
                                        Rass gulay sai nahi bnay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #60

 Jis be shadi per jatta hu 
  Ksi na ksi larki sy pyare ho jatta haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Book Joke #61

  Kal khon ta test karwia result ai A+
 Sala kamyabi rag rag may bari hui haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

Book Joke #62

  Us ky waday agar sachay hoty
  To aj hmra jurma bachy hotyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                    
            

Book Joke #63

Jin logo ky mobile may tik tok install nahi hai
Un ko mari traf sy assalam-o-alikumπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Book Joke #64

 Baba G khtay hai 
Agar bavi say galti ho jy to is may qasoor galti ka he hota haπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Book Joke #65

 Doray hazar may wahi shaksh sar utha kar
 chall sakta ha jis ky pass mobile nahiπŸ˜‚





                    

                
                
                    
                            

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