Best and Funny Jokes About children day in Urdu:
Introduction:
Today we will write about Children's Day. Children's Day is
Celebrated on the Birthday of Pandit Jawa- Harlal Nehru.
Children's Day is celebrated On 14th November Every year in
India. He was the First Prime Minister of India and was fond
of children. Children's Day in India is also famous as 'Bal Divas'.
On this occasion, People pay tribute to Jawaharlal Nehru.
Children's Day is a day of enjoyment for children. Children fondly
refer to Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru as 'chacha Nehru'.Schools and
Colleges Organize Various cultural and sports events to celebrate
this day. Many people prefer to celebrate the day with poor children.
Children's Day to be celebrated to spread awareness about child rights
Child, Care, and child Education in the country.
Children's Day Jokes #1
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Bacha: Apna mama say patnay ky bad apny papa say
Papa: Ap ny kala Jadu seekha hoya hai Kia?
Papa Nahi to------
Bacha: To Phir asi Zalam bla ksay pakri--😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #2
Ak bacha roo raha tha
Bapp! Bata : Q roo rahy ho
Bata ak rupia dy to btao ga
Bapp ny isay ak rupia diya----
Bacha chup ho ky my ak rupay ky liay he to roo raha tha 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #3
Bacha: Uncle ap ky pass pencil hai
Dukan Dar: G hai
Bacha : Zada khush na ho mary pas be hai 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #4
Teacher: Banss Ki katni tangay hoti hai?
Bacha: Sir yy to koi bawa-kuf be bta sakta hai
Teacher: Isi Liay to tum say pucha hai 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #5
Ustad : Kohay Hamalia kaha hai?
Bacha : Sir nhi mulom......
Ustad Gusay say banch per khray ho jao
Bacha: Sir kia banch per khray huny say kohay hamalia nazar a jy ga 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #6
Teacher: Alif Bay Pay Sunao
Bacha: Alif Bay Pay
Teacher: Shabash Or Sunao
Bacha : Bas Allah ka shukar hai Sab theek ap sunao 😃😂
Children's Day Jokes #7
Bacha phli bar school gya
Wapsi per maa ny pucha bata kia kia seekha tum ny?
Bacha udasi say: Maa kuch nah kal phir jna hai 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #8
Bacha: Maa ap khali pate kitny saib kha sakti ha
Mama : Teen
Bacha : Nahi sarif ak Q KY is ky bad ap ka pait bhar jy ga 😂
Children's Day Jokes #9
Teacher : Kia tumhay School pasand hai
Bacha han: Agar Band ho to---- 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #10
Teacher: Allama Iqbal Marny say phlay kia thy
Bacha : Allama Iqbal marny say phlay zeenda thy 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #11
Ak bachy ko papaer nahi ata tha
Wo paper per hat bna raha tha
Teacher ny pucha: YY kia kar rahy ho
Bachay ny kaha : Paper bnanay waly ko lanat bej raha hu 😡😂
Children's Day Jokes #12
Bacha mujy angrazi ky ustad bht pasand ha
Dusra Bacha : Wo Q
Pehla Bacha : Q ky wo Class main dakhal hoty he mujy bahir Nikal daty hai 😂
Children's Day Jokes #13
Dost : Is tension ka nam btao
Jis say hum nafrat karty hai
Bacha: Jnab "Examination" 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #14
Dawat my bachy say ksi ny pucha
Bata: Halwa lo gy ya kheer
Bacha : Ghr my ak he kotori hai kia 😋😋
Children's Day Jokes #15
Naii : Bata ball chuty kar do
Bacha: Nahi uncle bray kar do-- 😜😜
Children's Day Jokes #16
Bacha : Yr Facebook say pasay ksay kamaoo
Dost : Facebook Delete kar ky 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #17
Shakh Ko current laga : Bachy ny pucha ap theek to hai?
Shakh ny Kaha : Mujy chudo ja kar dakho Kitny Unit jal gy 😜😜
Bata : My games khail raha hu nh la sakta
Dusra Bata: Abu yy to ha e Batmeez Jay ap khud Pi lay 😆😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #19
Teacher : Tumhay sa say zada dar kab lagta hai
Bacha : Jb koi khta hai Tabel sunao 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #20
Ak bachy say ksi adminy pucha ap ko sardia pasand ya Garmia?
Bacha : Sardi
Admi : Q
Bacha q ky my mehana mehana bar nahata nahi hu 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #21
Teacher bachy say : Mujy English main apna nam btao
Bacha : Long Life Oven
Teacher gusay say : Yy kia hota hai?
Bacha : Umar Draiz Bhati 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #22
Ak Admi bus stand py cigarette pi raha tha
Bacha : Is my say dhua q nahi niklta
Admi : Q ky yy "CNG" Py hai 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #23
Teacher: Shadi ky waqt Dulhay ko Goray per q Bathia jata hai
Bacha : Usay Akhari moka diya jata hai abi be waqt hai bag jao 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #24
Teacher : Pakistan ka janda sab say phlay kaha lagya gya
Bacha : Danday per 😂😂
Children's Day Jokes #25
Teacher : Ksi asi jaga ka nam btao jsay bnaya to admi ny hai Magar waha ja nahi sakta
Bacha : Ladies Toilet 😂😂
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