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30 Food jokes= Best and Good jokes About Food in Urdu

 Best and Good Jokes About Food in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Food. Food is one of the basic necessities of life.
Food contains nutrient substances essential for the growth, repair, and 
maintenance of body tissues and for the regulation of vital processes. Nutrients
provide the energy our bodies need to function. The energy in food is measured
in units called calories. Every organism needs the energy to carry on with the 
process of living which comes from food. Food usually comes from animals and
plants. It is eaten by living things to provide energy and nutrition. Food contains 
the nutrition that people and animals need to be healthy. 




Food Jokes #1

Pizza pic

Aik larki thi dwani see
Bas pizay per wo marti thi πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #2

Good fast Food pic

Halki phulki bkuh may Halka phulka 
Pizza, Zingar do Shwarmay or Or ak bari coko cola.. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #3

Best Biryani pic

Biryani ak asi cheez hai jo ksi be 😍
Shaksh ko khla kar asani say har bat manwai ja sakti hai
Muj say to katal he karwa lo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Food Jokes #4

Wo jo puch rahy hai
Sabab mary chahray ki ronak ka😍
Inhay batao,Aj Biryani khai hai 


Food Jokes #5

 Maray marnay ki dar hai Sahab 
Tum log toot pro gy Baryani per πŸ˜‚

Food Jokes #6



Dafa karo Muhabat ko 
Ao Pizza khaty hai πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #7


My ny socha ky my sudar jao
Phir achnak andar say awaz ay 
 Maza    z sarafin Ap my y
y suhalat majood nahi hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #8

Yu to hazaro khanay hai duniya may
Magar jo Dali Muhabat 
 Biryani say hai Wo ksi or say ho he nahi sakti πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Food Jokes #9

Mara phla pyar biryani or 
Dusra pyarr Biryani ki dusri Plat πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #10

Jin ka Nam "A" say shuru hota hai
 Wo kal apko Biryani khlay gayπŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #11

Mud shud khrab hai
 Mujy pizza khana hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #12



Gajer ka halwa or jwani ka halwa
 Dono he hosh ura daty hai πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #13

Aj hum ny Arbi pakai hai
Agar ksi ny Urdu paki ho to
Salan ka wata sata kar ly πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #14

Prathay say Dosti Chay Say Pyarr
Yahi hai mara Hafta, Yahi mara atwarπŸ˜‚ 


Food Jokes #15

Tray Bna mary dil my hai Sarnata 
To he mari chay to he mara paratha πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #16

 Muhabat tumhray bas ki bat nahi
Sardia a gi hai tum anday becha kroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #17

Atraf say Gum or Darymain my Hum
Zandgi be kiya barger hui jati hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #18


Uljnay mathi be to ho sakti hai
 Jalabi is bat ki Zanda misal hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #19

Na ksi ka dil chahiay mujy Na ksi ki jan chahiay
Mujy to bas Barger,Pizza,Shawr-mara,or Chocolate chahiay πŸ˜•πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #20


Allah bakshay Barger Shawr-may ko
  Achy log thy yy be πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #21

Tanduri roti my pta nahi namak hota hai ya pasina
 Per hoti nht mazak ki hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #22



 Zandgi ka koi brosa nahi hai
 Jo be khana hai aj e kha lo πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #23

 Aik dard hai jo chay my mila kar
 Hum chup chap piay jaty hai πŸ˜‚

Food Jokes #24

 Muntazir hai chay,smosay or my
 Ap ay to yy sham mukmal ho 😍

Food Jokes #25

To mary aj dil ki pyais bagna
 O---- Coko Cola Tu πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #26

Jsay mudato bad Bachray  dost milay
Yu aftari my chay say mulakat rehti hai 😍

Food Jokes #27

Zandgi chay ki tarha ubal rahi hai
Magar
 Hum be har gont ka maza shoq say ly rahy hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #28

Ak lamhay my sari zandgi Ge aia hu
 Aj us ky at ki chay pi aia hu 😍


Food Jokes #29

Nraz q hoty ho chly jaty hai tari mahfil sai---
Wesy be jaha biryani Alo wali ho waha Hum ruka nahi karty 

Food Jokes #30



Agar batna e chahty ho to
Biryani ki dag banto πŸ˜‘
Dukh batnay say bukh to nahi matati na πŸ˜’



                                            

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