Sunday, July 30, 2023

56 Animals Jokes= Funny and best jokes About Animals

 56 Animals Jokes = Funny and best jokes About Animals:

Introduction :

Today we will read about animals. I like animals very much.
I am very fond of animals. Some people treat animals very badly.
Some people don't like animals at all.  We should not mistreat animals.
We should treat animals well. Animals should never be killed. We should
treat animals with kindness. Animals give us a lot of benefits. Metal people
are very fond of keeping animals in their homes. Some people benefit greatly
from animal milk. Some people are very fond of cow's milk. We should treat 
animals well.

 



Jokes about Animals #1


Cute and funny cat pic


    
Hemasha achy achy Lecture dany wala banda
  Zandgi ky sary kuty kam kar chuka hota haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes about Animals #2


                    

Funny Rabbit pic


 Kuto ky Bonkny say 
  Share khof zada nahi hotyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Jokes about Animals #3

 Asa Lagta hai
 Ky 6 Din ghr waly serif yy sochty rahty hai
 Ky "Atwar" waly din muj say kia kia kam karwny hain


 Jokes about Animals #4  

 Agar larkia be masjid may namaz parny atiπŸ˜‰πŸ˜’
To 
 Tmam larky pacj waqt ky namazi hotyπŸ˜‚


 Jokes about Animals #5

Larki : Doctor sahab mari skin bhy nram or mlaim hai
 Or mara rang be bht gura hai-- My Rat ko kia laga ky soya kroπŸ˜‚
 Doctor : Kundi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Jokes about Animals #6


Bas bata marny tk par lo
 Iss ky bad mazy he mazy haiπŸ˜–πŸ˜‚


Jokes about Animals #7

Zukam to asay pachy par gya ha 
 Jsi my iss ki phli muhabat hunπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes about Animals #8


Muhabat be nukri ki tarha kro----
Jaha pakj acha Miley pachli ko lat maroπŸ˜‚


Jokes about Animals #9


 Kuch log kuty to hoty hai
 Per wafa dar nahi nikltyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes about Animals #10

 Jb mobile say balance or Rashto say Pyare khatam ho jy
 To log games khalna shuru ho jatty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                            
Jokes about Animals #11


Hum py Hasny Walo!
Phly dant to Saff kar loπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes about Animals #12

Tum my or chiay Ay HayyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes about Animals #13

 Dil ko karachi smj rakha hai tum ny
  Atay ho, Jlaty ho, Chly jaty hoπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚


Jokes about Animals #14

Ajeeb bat hai na!----
 Anso Chupnay may Hemasha Muskhrat he Madad dati hai

Jokes about Animals #15
Wo chuna lagtay rahy
 Hum Makhan samjty rahyπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚
                                                    

Jokes about Animals #16

 Kuch log atny dath hoty hai ky
 Jatna be bar may bajo wapis a jaty hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes about Animals #17

Jo tum sy tota wo dil tha mara 😒😭
  Ab jo muj say toty ga wo Botha ho ga taraπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #18

  Khub srti be kia cheez hoti hai"
Mashallah
 Yakeen sa a jata hai kud ko dakh kar"πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚ 

 Jokes about Animals #19
Ap Kaha rahty hai
 G
 My tension my rahta hunπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #20

Iss ny apni tasveer baji or kaha
Dakh kar delet kar dena
 My ny dakh kar block kar dia😌
 Ja pray marπŸ˜‘πŸ˜—
 Jokes about Animals #21 


 Zandgi may atny dost bnao
Ky garmio may kbi braf ki kami na hoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #22

Apny hasay ka gam mujy dy doπŸ˜–
 "Magar"
   Yy chuchni jsa mo na bnia kroπŸ˜‚
 Jokes about Animals #23

Na mumkin sa ho gya hai
 Ab hamara pta huna😒😟

 Jokes about Animals #24

 Bas Baryani bnany wala mil jay
 Raita to my khud Bna lo giπŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #25

Apny Damag ka pasward dena
 Akal install karni haiπŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #26

Mod ki bat hai
 Kbi kbi mehboob be zehar lagta hai πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #27

Kuch log dori mon say kam nahi hoty
 In ky pas har cheez ka solution hota hai πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #28

Koi Larka farag hai
 To
 Dukan say mujy paper la dyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #29
                                                    
Yy kon log hai jo soty hoay cute lagty hai
My to koi pari hui la waras lash lagti hunπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #30


 Azat nalam ho jati hai jb message
Sceen ho jy or "Reply" na ay πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #31

 Bagrat to bht dakhy hai
 Per tunhara ak alag he makam haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #32

Kambal my chup kar mobile
Chlnay walo "Mubarak" ho
 Sardia a rahi hai
 Jokes about Animals #33

 Rashta karny say phly janch partal kar ly
 Ky larka Tik Tok per mujray to nahi karta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Jokes about Animals #34

Shoher bavi say phone per
Aj kia Pakia hai.
 Bavi Gusay Say πŸ˜‘
  Zehaar.
Shoher.
Tum kha kar so jna my aj dar sy ao gaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  

       

 Jokes about Animals #35

 Jatni marzi angrazi par lo murshadπŸ˜•
Kubal to urdu my he Khna pray ga----- πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

 Jokes about Animals #36

Larky har kam dill say karty hai
 Q ky in ky pas damaag to hota nahi hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                


  Jokes about Animals #37

"Alhumdillah"     
  Atni Eidi to a  gi hai   
Ky anday wala burger to a he jy ga πŸ˜‚   



  Jokes about Animals #38

 Kash dilo ki be Mardam Shmari hoti----
 Pta to chalta ky kis ky dil may katni abadi hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

  Jokes about Animals #39

 Atni mazboot larki bno
Ky piaz ky alava koi rula na saky πŸ˜‚

  Jokes about Animals #40

 Khai be koi problem ho mujy bla lia kro 😎
Mujy lrai dakhny ka bht shoq hai πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚


  Jokes about Animals #41

Suno jan! My tumhay zoom kar ky dakhti hun πŸ˜‚

  Jokes about Animals #42

Bas bht ho gya
 Ab or kam nahi kar sakti my 😑😒

  Jokes about Animals #43


Khud jsay marzi mo bna ky bat KrayπŸ˜—πŸ˜
 Dusra banda be asay moo bna kar bat kray
 To
  Agg lag jati hai πŸ’₯


  Jokes about Animals #44

 Kuch logo ko waha phankny ko dill karta hai
  Jaha inhay Google be na dond saky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  Jokes about Animals #45

  Atna soti hu ky koi
 Lash samj kar dafna na dyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Jokes about Animals #46

 Suraj! Single
Chand! Single
Zameen! Single
My! Single
 Bat karny ka maqsad yy hai ky
Qamti cheezy single he hoti haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  Jokes about Animals #47

Bat Muhabat ki thi
Or Wo mujy tum sy ho gi
 Warna mara guzara to sannp wali game sy be hota tha πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚


  Jokes about Animals #48

 Mari masomait ki or kia had  ho gi
Mary mobile ka pasward sb ghr walo ko pta hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚     

  Jokes about Animals #49

Phly "sabr" ka "phal" matha" hota tha
Likan aj kal "sabar kro to" Phal" ki
 Khai or shadi" ho jati hai πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



  Jokes about Animals #50

Tandy to wasy he badnam hai
Sagg my kon sa pizay ka zaika ata hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  Jokes about Animals #51

Kia fraq parta hai pachay koi k
kia bolta hai
 Mary samny ksi ka mo nh khulta yahi bhy hai😜😜

  Jokes about Animals #52
Shak tha ky dokha do gy
 Shakl sy he lanti lagty thy😑


  Jokes about Animals #53

Lakh pasand na kray mujy koi sahab
 Ak rati bar be nh badlo gi khud ko-- πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Jokes about Animals #54
  Wefa ki tlash thi sahab--
 Kuta khrad lai hu----πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  Jokes about Animals #55
Yaha log wesy nahi hai
 Jasa status lagty haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



    Jokes about Animals #56

"Pakistan wo wahad mulak hai
  Jaha koi cheez saf karni ho to khty hai
 Koi ganda kapra dena"----πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                                       

                         

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