Funny joke = Best and funny joke about 2023:
Introduction:
Every year there are new jokes. Some people love hissing jokes.
And some people like sad jokes. The jokes people search for on Google
make more and more jokes like this every year. People watch funny jokes
That's why Good plays a large number of funny jokes every year.
Funny joke #1
Koi be kam atna perfect na kray π
Ky bad main wo ap ki duty ban jay ππ
Jsay shadi waly din langa phn kar dulhan ππ
Chalti hain π
Pakistan main jo larkia razaii main achi hoti hain ππ
Wo shadi ky bad apny muhlay main Kmati wali antia ban jatti hainπ
Har insan main ak boot chupa hota hain π
Jo shnakti card ki photo main nazar ata hainππ
Sab log dil ky buray nh hoty π
Kuch ka damage be kharab hota hain ππ
Koi Tabeer Btao sahab
Khwab main Phupho
1000 Dy gyi hain ππ
Barr main jay huray
Hmay wesay be huray milay gi
Kaha gi mari tasbi ππ
Funny joke #8
Sara din kam na kar ky thak se jatti hun ππ
Mari khata ko yy soch kar maff kar dena π
Ky tum kon sa haji ho ππ
55 Summer joke
Yy kanchi ly or zuban katwayπ
Kafi Lambi ho gi hain ππ
Funny joke #11
Aj main ny goor sy aina dakha to
Ahsas hoya ky masoom log abi be
Zanda hain ππ
Funny joke#12
Ami ny ak ganta phone per bat karny ky bad
Yy lo apna phone or dafa ho jao do minute
Bat karna haram kar diya" π’ππ
Zandgi main kbi gool roti or achi chay mat bnana
Warna hemasha tumhay he bnani ho giππ
Dmag Khta ha Dating kar lo ππ
Dill khta ha tami muskray" To mami muskray" ππ
Funny joke#15
Driver : Madam petrol mangha ho gya hain π
Gadi agay nahi ja sakti π
Larki : chlo gadi wapis mor lo phir ππ
Muhabat ka saffar lamba hain to kia hoya
Thora tum chlo
Thora hum Chly
Phir raksha Karwa ly gy ππ
Funny joke#17
Larki : Kia kam karty ho
Larka: πππππ
Larki : wow Hero hoπ
Larka : o pagli walding karta hunππ
Funny joke#18
Jinhay hum zahar lagty hainππ
Wo kon sa hmay pizza,Pastri, kake oe bargar lagty hain π’π π
Funny joke#19
Dawat py bulnay say muhabat or razak main azafa hota hain ππ
Koi sun raha hain mari batππ
Funny joke#20
Khwava teno Hazrat
zara gor farmiay
Yaha nahi apni kartoto perππ
Shoher : aj sabzai main namak zada hainπ
Bavi : Namak pura ha, Aj sabzai kam thiπ
Natajia ( Bavi kbi glat nahi hoti) ππ
Suno :
Wo jo tun ny mary sath naki ki thi
Uss main nun nahi tha ππ
Funny joke#23
Urat ka Makeup
Or phtan ki naswar khtam ho jayπ
To
Dono pagal ho jatty hain ππ
Funny joke#24
Ak nashai say pocha gya ky ap any wali
Nasal ko kia pagam dena chay gy nashai
" Agar mari manay to na ay"
Halat bht khrab hainππ
Funny joke#25
Doctor ny 80 sala baby say kaha
Iss umar main shadi karna jan leva sabat ho sakta hain π
Baba : "Mujy nahi parwa, "Marti hai to mar jy"ππ
Hamara komi khayl :
Dusro ky kam main tang Arana ππ
Funny joke#27
Shadi Shuda Mardo ka koi lifestyle nahi hota ππ
Wo wife style sy Guzarty hainππ
Pio nia nia doctor bna
Is ny phla phla operation kia π
Operation kar ky bahir aia π
To khta hain
Ya allah phla tufa baja hain qabool farma ππ
Funny joke#29
Ustani : agar apna kerdar acha karna hain to
Har ustani ko apni maa samjo
Shagrd : lakin is sy to hmray abu ka kirdar khrab ho jay gaππ
Jorwma bachay dakh kar dadi boli
"Lo daso!
Pakistan ky halat atnay khrab hain
Ky bachay be aklay anay say dartay hain"ππ
Idar ki bat Udar Punchnay ky Liay do cheezy Bnai hain ππ
Email
Or
Female ππ
Trakh Gwa hain
jb "Ghr wali" khush hoti hain to "Ghr wala" be khush hota hain
Magar jb "Ghr wala" khush hota to "Ghr" wali ko shak hotaππ
Funny joke#33
Pachli rat to kwray pan ki had ho giππ
Bachay khwab main ay or khnay lagy
Aba koi labi ya nahiπππ
Chay ky shukan logo ky khon ka
Group T- positive hota hain ππ
Jsay mulak per hamla ho gya ho
Or main akhari foji bacha hunππ
Dunia ky teen masoom tareen log! ππ
1. Sota hoya Bacha 2. Udair mangnay wala admi
3. Ami Abu ky samnay bhata ap ka Dost ππ
Funny joke#37
Atwar ky bad anay wala peer
Wo wahad peer hain
Jiss ka koi mareed nahi ππ
Hemasha sach bolo
Magar
Boltay he dor laga doππ
Funny joke#39
Kabi roti ky takro main π
Kabi salan ky pylay main π
Tari Zulfo ka dadeer π
Bagam har nawlay main ππ
Funny joke#40
Larki : Dukan dar sayπ
Yy sut katnay ka hainπ’
Dukan dar : 1500 kaπ
Larki : Uff
Or wo wala
Dukan dar : Do dafa Uff ππ
Funny joke#41
Peo : Abu myn ny suna hain maa
Bapp ko dakhny say swab milta hain
Bapp : kmnay jsay tu chup chup ky dakhta hain π
Wesy guna milta hainππ
Insan atna bura be nahi hota
Jatna shnakhti card myn nazar ata hain
Or atna acha be nahi hota jatna
Facebook per nazar ata hain ππ
Funny joke#43
Saria na kar π
Dua Karia kar π
Funny joke#44
Har Shaksh ka nam alag hota hain
Likan jb Hajoom main
Oay Bagrat bolo to pang das mur
Kar zaroor dakhty hainππ
Ak hat my chuna rakhy
Mokay ki mansbat say lagtay jay
Kamyabi ap ky kadam chumay gi ππ
Ab koi larki mujy Bai na bolay π‘π‘
Mari Memori full ho chuki hain ππ
Joro ka dard kia hota hain π
Yy joray he jantay hain.....
Kwaro ko is ka kia illam ...ππ
Funny joke#48
Bavi shrabi shoher to theek karny ky liay
Klay kapray phn kar khari ho gi
Shoher : Tum kon ho
Bavi : Main churail ho ......................
Shoher : Hat mila main tari behn ka shoher hun πππ
Sardi khti hain nahana nahi π
Gas khti hain Main ny ana nahi π
Manghai khti hain my ny jana nahi π’
Or khan sahab khty hai gabrana nahiππ
Teacher: tum main sy jo bava Koof hain
Wo khara ho jy
Peo: khara ho gya--
Tarcher: Tum bava Koof ho
Peo: Nahi miss! Ap akali Khari thi;
Mujy acha nahi laga πππ
Funny joke#51
Ksi Ny Pucha
Chay faida datti hain ya nuksan π
My ny kaha π
Koi pla dy to faida agar plani par jy to nuksan ππ
Dadi : Ap ky zmanay main das das bachay q hoty thy
Hum sari sari rat Whatsapp, ya Facebook per waqt barbad nahi karty thyππ
Ak mard he urat ka gam smj sakta hain ππ
Shart sarif atni hain ky urat na mahram ho ππ
Bavi : Agar main mar gy to tum kia kro gy?
Shoher : main pagal ho jao ga
Bavi :
Tum dusri shadi to nahi kro gy?
Shoher : Pagal admi kuch be kar sakta hainππ
Doctor : Ap ky shoher ko mukmal aram ki zaroorat hain
Yy naeed ki goli rakh ly----------
Bavi : Yy in ko kiss waqt deni hain?
Doctor: Yy ap Ny khud khani hain π
Hahahaha...
Watan ki mati sy to bachpan sy he pyare tha π
Gur smj kar bht kahi hain ππ
Galab ko akash ny kia tha nakma cπ
Or humay mobile ny kar dia ππ
Funny joke#58
Bahu, Damad, or khurbaza
Koi nahi bta sakta ksay niklay gaππ
Muskray!
Qabal is ky kay ap ki shadi ho jy ππ
Funny joke#60 Hmay to apno ny lota garo may kaha dam tha
Best friend be asa mila jiss ka dmag kam thaπ
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