Thursday, July 13, 2023

60 Funny joke = Best and funny joke about 2023



  Funny joke = Best and funny joke about 2023:

Introduction:

Every year there are new jokes. Some people love hissing jokes.
And some people like sad jokes. The jokes people search for on Google
make more and more jokes like this every year. People watch funny jokes
That's why Good plays a large number of funny jokes every year.
25 Best rain joke

Funny joke #1
Funny image of 2023




Koi be kam atna perfect na kray πŸ˜‚
 Ky bad main wo ap ki duty ban jay πŸ˜•πŸ˜‹


Funny joke #2
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 Aj kal mara net asay chall raha hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
  Jsay shadi waly din langa phn kar dulhan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  Chalti hain πŸ˜€

   
Funny joke #3
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 Pakistan main jo larkia razaii main achi hoti hain 😜😜
 Wo shadi ky bad apny muhlay main Kmati wali antia ban jatti hainπŸ˜‚




Funny joke #4
Har insan main ak boot chupa hota hain πŸ˜€
Jo shnakti card ki photo main nazar ata hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Funny joke #5
 
Sab log dil ky buray nh hoty πŸ˜‚
  Kuch ka damage be kharab hota hain 😝😝

 Funny joke #6

 Koi Tabeer Btao sahab
Khwab main Phupho 
1000 Dy gyi hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    

 Funny joke #7

Barr main jay huray
  Hmay wesay be huray milay gi
 Kaha gi mari tasbi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke #8

 Sara din kam na kar ky thak se jatti hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Funny joke #9

Mari khata ko yy soch kar maff kar dena πŸ˜•
Ky tum kon sa haji ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Funny joke #10
55 Summer joke
  Yy kanchi ly or zuban katwayπŸ˜†
   Kafi Lambi ho gi hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke #11

 Aj main ny goor sy aina dakha to
Ahsas hoya ky masoom log abi be
Zanda hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke#12
 
Ami ny ak ganta phone per bat karny ky bad
 Yy lo apna phone or dafa ho jao do minute 
 Bat karna haram kar diya" πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke#13
  Zandgi main kbi gool roti or achi chay mat bnana
Warna hemasha tumhay he bnani ho giπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke#14

Dmag Khta ha Dating kar lo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Dill khta ha tami muskray" To mami muskray" πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰



Funny joke#15
    
Driver : Madam petrol mangha ho gya hain πŸ˜‰
 Gadi agay nahi ja sakti 😏
  Larki : chlo gadi wapis mor lo phir πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    Funny joke#16

  Muhabat ka saffar lamba hain to kia hoya
Thora tum chlo
  Thora hum Chly
 Phir raksha Karwa ly gy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    Funny joke#17

 Larki : Kia kam karty ho
Larka: 😎😎😎😎😎
 Larki :  wow  Hero ho😝
Larka : o pagli walding karta hunπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    Funny joke#18

 Jinhay hum zahar lagty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Wo kon sa hmay pizza,Pastri, kake oe bargar lagty hain 😒😠😠
    


    Funny joke#19
   Dawat py bulnay say muhabat or razak main azafa hota hain πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‰
 Koi sun raha hain mari bat😏😁


    Funny joke#20
    
Khwava teno Hazrat
  zara gor farmiay
  Yaha nahi apni kartoto perπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    

    Funny joke#21
  Shoher : aj sabzai main namak zada hainπŸ˜…
Bavi : Namak pura ha, Aj sabzai kam thiπŸ˜‘
  Natajia ( Bavi kbi glat nahi hoti) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    Funny joke#22

 Suno :
 Wo jo tun ny mary sath naki ki thi
   Uss main nun nahi tha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




    Funny joke#23

 Urat ka Makeup 
 Or phtan ki naswar khtam ho jayπŸ˜•
    To
 Dono pagal ho jatty hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    
   Funny joke#24
    
 Ak nashai say pocha gya ky ap any wali
  Nasal ko kia pagam dena chay gy nashai
  " Agar mari manay to na ay"
  Halat bht khrab hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
   Funny joke#25
 Doctor ny 80 sala baby say kaha
 Iss umar main shadi karna jan leva sabat ho sakta hain 😏
Baba : "Mujy nahi parwa, "Marti hai to mar jy"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚    



Funny joke#26

 Hamara komi khayl :
  Dusro ky kam main tang Arana πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke#27

  Shadi Shuda Mardo ka koi lifestyle nahi hota πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
 Wo wife style sy Guzarty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Funny joke#28

  Pio nia nia doctor bna
 Is ny phla phla operation kia 😁
 Operation kar ky bahir aia 😏
  To khta hain
 Ya allah phla tufa baja hain qabool farma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Funny joke#29

Ustani : agar apna kerdar acha karna hain to 
  Har ustani ko apni maa samjo
 Shagrd : lakin is sy to hmray abu ka kirdar khrab ho jay gaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Funny joke#30

 Jorwma bachay dakh kar dadi boli
 "Lo daso!
Pakistan ky halat atnay khrab hain 
 Ky bachay be aklay anay say dartay hain"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 
Funny joke#31
   
Idar ki bat Udar Punchnay ky Liay do cheezy Bnai hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Email        
Or 
Female πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Funny joke#32

  Trakh Gwa hain
 jb "Ghr wali" khush hoti hain to "Ghr wala" be khush hota hain
 Magar jb "Ghr wala" khush hota to "Ghr" wali ko shak hotaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Funny joke#33

 Pachli rat to kwray pan ki  had ho giπŸ˜–πŸ˜–
Bachay khwab main ay or khnay lagy
  Aba koi labi ya nahiπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

 Funny joke#34

 Chay ky shukan logo ky khon ka
Group T- positive hota hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Funny joke#35

Mujy subha asay uthia jatta hainπŸ˜•
Jsay mulak per hamla ho gya ho
  Or main akhari foji bacha hunπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  

 Funny joke#36

 Dunia ky teen masoom tareen log! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
1. Sota hoya Bacha  2. Udair mangnay wala admi
 3. Ami Abu ky samnay bhata ap ka Dost πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Funny joke#37

Atwar ky bad anay wala peer
  Wo wahad peer hain
Jiss ka koi mareed nahi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Funny joke#38

Hemasha sach bolo
 Magar
Boltay he dor laga doπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Funny joke#39

  Kabi roti ky takro main πŸ˜‹
Kabi salan ky pylay main πŸ˜‹
Tari Zulfo ka dadeer 😝
 Bagam har nawlay main πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚


 Funny joke#40

 Larki : Dukan dar say😏
 Yy sut katnay ka hain😒
Dukan dar : 1500 kaπŸ˜•
  Larki :      Uff
       Or wo wala
  Dukan dar : Do dafa Uff πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
Funny joke#41

 Peo : Abu myn ny suna hain maa
 Bapp ko dakhny say swab milta hain
 Bapp : kmnay jsay tu chup chup ky dakhta hain πŸ˜•
  Wesy guna milta hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                                              

Funny joke#42

Insan atna bura be nahi hota
 Jatna shnakhti card myn nazar ata hain
 Or atna acha be nahi hota jatna 
 Facebook per nazar ata hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Funny joke#43

 Saria na kar πŸ˜‚
Dua Karia kar πŸ˜•


Funny joke#44

 Har Shaksh ka nam alag hota hain
Likan jb Hajoom main
 Oay Bagrat bolo to pang das mur
Kar zaroor dakhty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Funny joke#45

   Ak hat my Makhan or
  Ak hat my chuna rakhy
   Mokay ki mansbat say lagtay jay
   Kamyabi ap ky kadam chumay gi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

   
Funny joke#46
 
Ab koi larki mujy Bai na bolay 😑😑
  Mari Memori full ho chuki hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

   Funny joke#47

  Joro ka dard kia hota hain 😁          
  Yy joray he jantay hain.....
Kwaro ko is ka kia  illam ...πŸ˜’πŸ˜



   Funny joke#48

   Bavi shrabi  shoher to theek karny ky liay
Klay kapray phn kar khari ho gi 
Shoher :         Tum kon ho
  Bavi : Main churail ho ......................
  Shoher : Hat mila main tari behn ka shoher hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Funny joke#49

 Sardi khti hain nahana nahi πŸ˜–
 Gas khti hain Main ny ana nahi πŸ˜•
 Manghai khti hain my ny jana nahi 😒
 Or khan sahab khty hai gabrana nahiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Funny joke#50

Teacher: tum main sy jo bava Koof hain
 Wo khara ho jy
  Peo: khara ho gya--
Tarcher:  Tum bava Koof  ho
 Peo: Nahi miss! Ap akali Khari thi;
Mujy acha nahi laga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



  Funny joke#51

  Ksi Ny Pucha
 Chay faida datti hain ya nuksan πŸ˜‚
 My ny kaha πŸ˜‰
  Koi pla dy to faida agar plani par jy to nuksan πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚


  Funny joke#52

Dadi : Ap ky zmanay main das das bachay q hoty thy
 Hum sari sari rat Whatsapp, ya Facebook per waqt barbad nahi karty thyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Funny joke#53

 Ak mard he urat ka gam smj sakta hain πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‰
Shart sarif atni hain ky urat na mahram ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  Funny joke#54
        
Bavi : Agar main mar gy to tum kia kro gy?
  Shoher : main pagal ho jao ga
     Bavi :
  Tum dusri shadi to nahi kro gy? 
  Shoher :    Pagal admi kuch be kar sakta hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Funny joke#55

Doctor : Ap ky shoher ko mukmal aram ki zaroorat hain
 Yy naeed ki goli rakh ly----------
 Bavi : Yy in ko kiss waqt deni hain?
Doctor: Yy ap Ny khud khani hain πŸ˜‚
 Hahahaha...



  Funny joke#56

Watan ki mati sy to bachpan sy he pyare tha πŸ˜’
Gur smj kar bht kahi hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


      Funny joke#57

Galab ko akash ny kia tha nakma c😟
Or humay mobile ny kar dia πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Funny joke#58
 Bahu, Damad, or khurbaza
Koi nahi bta sakta ksay niklay gaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Funny joke#59

   Muskray!
Qabal is ky kay ap ki shadi ho jy 😟😟
    Funny joke#60

  Hmay to apno ny lota garo may kaha dam tha
  Best friend be asa mila jiss ka dmag kam thaπŸ˜‚

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