Saturday, July 15, 2023

45 Dog joke = Funny and Best Dog jokes

  Dogs jokes= Funny and Best Dog jokes

Introduction:

Today we will write about dogs. Some dogs are very loyal.
Some Dogs are very cute. Some Dogs keep you very clean.
Some people love to have dogs. But some people don't like
having dogs. 




Dog joke #1
Best dog pic




 Mary Dard ki Tujy kia Kehbar
 Do Gantay Phlay mobile charger per Lagya Tha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  Or Batan on he na kiya 😒


Dog joke #2
Funny dog image


 Sardi may Thandy hat milnay walo per mukdma huna chiay πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
 Banda mo say be salam kar sakta hain πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜‚
             

Dog joke #3
Best dog image


 Aj kal may apni Zandgi ky
"Bar may jay sab" Ky dur
Say guzar rahi hu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dog joke #4
 Na jnay kon sa vatamin hain mobile may 😏
Ak din use na kro to kamzori mehsoos huny lagti hain  πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dog joke #5
  Joray asman py banty hain πŸ‘πŸ‘
Rolay Zameen py hoty hain πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Dog joke #6

  Doctor Ny Traeef ki kami Btai hain 😏
Thori Thori kar ky πŸ‘Œ
Manu bacha lo πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚


Dog joke #7
 Kuch Log namaz ky bad mobile asay check karty hain
Jsay kublait ka message ana ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    
Dog joke #8
😝😝 
Waldan say barr kar is dunyia may kuch nahi
 Iss liay shadi kray or waldan ban jay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dog joke #9
 Yy shadi nahi asan---- Bs atna smaji ligiay πŸ˜‰
March ki kulfi hain or choos ky khani hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dog joke #10
 Wo jo bachpan may Tafi per man jatti thi 
  Kmani! Ab I Phone mangti hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dog joke #11
Jiss be shadi py jatta hun
Ksi na ksi larki say pyare ho jatta hain πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚



Dog joke #12
  Aj naeed  😴😴ka almi din mania gya 
  Wo be naha do kar nay kapray phn kar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 
Dog joke #13  
  Jatni Marzi Engrazi par lo Murshad-----!
 Kubal hain to Urdu may he khna pray ga na πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dog joke #14
 Maray Dost beshak kam ha
 Magar jitney be hain
 Sab atom bomb hain 😎😎


Dog joke #15
  Choty Choty lafaz insan ko glam bna daty hain
  Jasa ky 
  Qabul hain!!, Qabul hain!!, Qubal hain!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dog joke #16
  Park main bord per likha tha
 Yaha per janwar lana mana hain
Ray mata dia πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Dog joke #17
Akar baker bambay bo 😏
 Manu nai pta manu janu lab ky do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 
Dog joke #18  
 Ap ka kirdar he ap ko mard bnata hain
  Baki muchay to bali ki be hoti hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dog joke #19
Ksi ki mat suno
Tum Moty nh ho 
  Tum bas fullfy hoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚        

 Dog joke #20
 Tu mara dost be hain, Mari jan be hain
 Or Jan ka azab be hain πŸ˜’πŸ˜ƒ


 Dog joke #21
 In hasano per tars ata hain mujy
 Jin ko dokha nahi diya many πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Dog joke #22
  Hye Sadky 
  Ap ay ha mari post per 
 Chay lao ya Baryani  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dog joke #23
Swlay ashak py lambi khania na suna
 Mujy bta tu karta hain ya nahi karta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Dog joke #24
25 Best Rain jokes
  Kali bali to wesy he badnam hain
  Aj kal insan insan ka rasta katata hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dog joke #25
Qadar kro un ki
Jo ap say bay Mutlab Pyare karty hain😍


 Dog joke #26
 Khushi ka kia hain 😏😏
 Koi keh dy ky batli lag rahi ho to mill jatti hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Dog joke #27

 Tari yad say to bali achi hain
Wo to bolti hain
 May Aoo" May Aoo" πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ


 Dog joke #28
 Kali bali say darnay waly log
 Kali kurtato sy q nahi darty πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dog joke #29
 Hay Tum or Tumhray Nan!
 Hay Hum or Hmara Chan!


 Dog joke #30

Jo Dil ko tor daty hain
Hum un ko chud daty hain😟😒

 Dog joke #31

  Kuch log bla waja achy lagty hain
  Dil karta inhay "Kuchi Kuchi" karty rahyπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ


 Dog joke #32
  Urat sab kuch sehh sakti hain
Sway
Apny uper moti huny ky alzam koπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dog joke #33

 Yu kigiay Zahar digigay
  Muhabat to ap sy de nahi jattiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Dog joke #34

 Jab bat karny ka mod ho to koi message nahi karta
   Or jab na ho tab be koi nahi karta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dog joke #35
Tara sarif Damag khrab hain
  Kaka
Sada charger😑😑Laptop" 
  T.V" 😰😰Pakha" sb khrab aa

 Dog joke #36
 Suno! Aftari ky waqt kam khana
phlay e bht moti ho gi ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Dog joke #37
  Lafaz: Masoom        
 Tashari: Hy Allah G my khud πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Dog joke #38


   
 Pyare hmay ksi mode per lay ya na lay
 Magar
 Mobile ko "silent mode" per Zaroor ly ata hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Dog joke #39
Pate or Garoor agar barr jy to
  Apno ko glay lagna Mushkil ho Jatta hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Dog joke #40
25 Boy Jokes
Banda Jatna Marzi na like ho
 Hand free Utarty waqt doctor wali filling aa he Jatti hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Dog joke #41

  Kash my tray nam ka nukta hota
Tum tum na rahty agar my na hotaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Dog joke #42
Jb Mehman ay to in ky bachay
 Muj say
 Api ap ky mobile may games hain??πŸ˜ πŸ˜‚

 Dog joke #43
 Achy Blay maslay chal rahy hoty hain
 Khushi a jatti ha bach may πŸ˜ πŸ˜•

 Dog joke #44
 Tum ab lott ky mat ana
 Bht gandi galia sakeeh li ha ab manayπŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  
 Dog joke #45  
 Har koi Khta hain chill kro
Likan koi yy nh btata chill ksay karna hainπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘


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