Books joke - Best jokes on Books
Introduction:
Today we will read about books. Some people are very fond Of reading books.
By reading a book, a person gets to know many things. The books give happiness
to man. I love to read books. Reading books makes me very happy. Books are our
best friend.
Book Joke #1
Novel parhny wali larki sakrate panay
Waly larko say zada tharki hoti hain 😂😂
Novel Joke #2
Pyari larkia,
Bht pyari larkia,
Phir ati hai wo jo novel parti hai😂😂
Book joke #3
Wo mray alava ksi or
ko dakhy
Ty wakhi jay aonu guna malna sanu ki 😂😂
Book Joke #4
Hum asi kom say hain
Jo duvair per he likh daty hai
Ky duvair per likhna mana hain😂😂
Book Joke #5
Dakho" Kuch dar phlay yy facebook per Masroof tha
Ab bok per face rakh ky soo gya hai--😂😂
Book Joke #6
Katabay hmara kamti sarmia hain👌👌👍
Book Joke #7
Kash!! Tumhray chray per chicken pox ky dag hoty
Chand to tum Phly ho he Stray be sath hoty 😂😂
Book Joke #8
Teacher batao : Kuta dum q halata hai
Bacha : Q ky science ky asool ky matabik dum may
Atni taqat nahi hoti ky wo kuty ko hala sakyy😂😂
Book Joke #9
Teacher: Bata toTumhray Abu kia karty hai
Student : Jo mama kahti hai wahi karty hai😂😂
Book Joke #10
Teacher: Kal Tum Ny Chuti q ki?
Peo: Sir Kal Mehman ay Hoay thy
Teacher: OOO! I See
Peo: O ai hundi ty may aj be nai ona se😂😂
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Book Joke #11
Teacher: Bachay ko naha kar baja Kray
Is say boo ati hai 😞😐
Fasla badi maa : Bacha hai, Glab ka phool nahi
Isay parhay sungay mat 😂😂
Book Joke #12
Ak student ki nazar may acha teacher kon hota hai
1. Ak teacher jo Haftay May 3 Chutia Kray
2. Asa teacher jo class may 10 minute late ay
3. Or 10-minute class khatam Kray
4. Asa teacher jo kabi home work na dy 😂😂
Book Joke #13
Student: Miss home work Kia tha
Likan copy ghr per ra gi
Teacher: Tu khud be ghr per ra jatty---!!
Ap achi lagti hai
Iss Liay ata hun😂😂
Book Joke #14
Class may bht shore ho raha tha
Ustad !! Tum logo may Shrafat nahi hai kia??
Bacha : Sir! Shrafat to pani penay gya hai 😁😂
Book Joke #15
Teacher !!!
Bus ky driver or conductor may kia Farak hai
Kaka
Conductor soya to Ksi ka tagat nahi
Agar driver soya to sab ka tagat kat jay ga😂😂
Book Joke #16
Pehlay khat Pakray jetty thy
Phir mobile or ab screenshot
Muhabat tara bara grak😡😖
Book Joke #17
Quaid -e-Azam Ny Farmia tha
Kam , kam or sarif kam yy nh kaha tha
Kon sa kam
Das danday ty ani pa deni se😂😂
Book Joke #18
Dill Tha Hmara
Ruf copy nahi thi tum ai kuchar Muchar kar Chly gy
An Parah khai ky😂😂
Book Joke #19
Ak tray liay mano bali
Sb ky liay jangli bali 😂😂
Book Joke #20
Bat ahtait ki hoti ha Galab
Koi ami shaper duble nahi karwata 😂😂
Book Joke #21
Teacher: Sach or wham may kia Faraq hai??
Student: Ap Parha Rahy hai yy bat sach hai
Or, Hum Parh Rahy hai yy ap ka waham hai😂😂
Book Joke #22
Sab say bara joth to shadi ky card per likha hota hai
"Tamam function waqt per Shuru ho gy"😂😂
Book Joke #23
Hadia tutti thi
Jiss "algebra" to sakhny ky liay aj tak is ky astmal ka pta nahi chal saka😂😂
Book Joke #24
Teacher : Tum mari class may nahi soo sakty,
Shagrd : So sakta hu sir, Agar ap thora or dray boly😂😂
Book Joke #25
Gaya Zamana --- Bht suhana😢😢
Dosto yad aia kuch 😕😢
Book Joke #26
Chemistry Teacher: Kon sa liquid or solid Milnay sy gas Banti hai
Peo: rajma chawal
Teacher: bahosh😂😂
Book Joke #27
Teacher : Jiss insan ky hat na ho
Isay Hendi or English may kia khay gy
Peo: Hendi may Thaker or English may Hand free khay gy😂😂
Book Joke #28
Teacher: Tumhray sath yy chota bacha kon hai ?? 😏😉
Peo : Mara bai shrafat
Teacher : Tum isay class may q lay ho ??
Peo : Ap ny e to kaha tha class may shrafat ky sath betha kro😂😂
Book Joke #29
Ustad shagrd say : Sawal ky jwab may atna km q likha
Shagrd : My ny is liay km likha ky ap ko check karny may asani ho😂😂
Book Joke #30
Teacher: Anday or Dandy may kia fraq hai
Shagrd: Anday sasit dano per barstay hai
Or danday talbay almo per😂😂
Book Joke #31
The paper Say Ak din Phlay
Shagrd: yy chapter chud data hu, paper may nahi ay ga
Chapter: Bata Tu Kal to mill zara 😡😂😂
Book Joke #32
Teacher: Badam khnay say kia hota hai
Shagrd : Badam khatam ho jatty hai😂😂
Book Joke #33
Urdu ki teacher :
Ak khubsurat larki khari hai is jumlay ko apny alfaz may lakho
Shajrad : Abay" wo dakh tari babi"😂😂
Book Joke #34
Teacher: I miss you ka kia Matlab hai??😏😏
Pappu: Sir" Iss ka matlab hai
"Me Tumhari teacher hun 😂😂
Book Joke #35
Teacher: Btao jis ky dono hat na ho Usay kia Khtay hai
Pappu kafi dar sochny ky bad : Hand free😂😂
Book Joke #36
Sir: Pyare or Ishq may kia fraq hai
Student : Pyare wo ha jo ap apni beti say karte hen
Or Ishq wo ha jo hum ap ki beti say karte hen 😂😂
Book Joke #37
Teacher: Agar moti larki plat kar Wapis ay to
Iss jumlay ko English may kia khay gy
Pappu : "Gol Maal Returns"😂😂
Book Joke #38
Teacher : Kal school q nahi ay??
Bacha : Asal may ghr may ami abu larr pray thy
Teacher : Is my tumhray na anay ki kia waja thi ??
Bacha : Wo mara ak jota abu ky hat may or ak ami ky hat may tha 😂😂
Book Joke #39
Hum jsay log ak barr koh jay 😓😉
To dubara nahi miltay 😕😁😀
Umeed Kbi na chudna
Kal ka din aj sy bahtar ho ga
Inshallah👌👍
Book Joke #40
Azat ki bat karty ho to suno sahab
Rat ko macher be pao chumny aty hain😂😂
Book Joke #41
Kowray Sar sar ky marty hai
Or shadi suda lar lar ly Marty hai😂😂
Book Joke #42
Shadi kia hoti hai?
Yy Smjnay ky liay ak science dan Ny shadi kar li😊😊
Ab is ko smj nahi a raha ky science kia hoti hain😂😂
Book Joke #43
Bavi !! Shadi ky phlay sal Eid per Ap ny mujy lohay ka bed bnwa kar dia tha
Is bar kia arada hai
Shoher : IS sall is may current chudny ka arada hai 😂😂
Book Joke #44
Agar ap chahty hai ky log ap ki Pheet pachy tarif Kray
To Foran fot ho jay
Q ky jatty g asa harjaz mumkan nahi 😂😂
Book Joke #45
Dost asay Bnao
Jo Dard may "hamdrd" 😒😐
Or khushi may "khusray" bn jy😂😂
Book Joke #46
Garmio may chray per atni chaknet se a jati hai
Ky koi lanat be bajy wo be slip ho jatti hai 😂😂