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Showing posts with label Funny jokes. Show all posts

Monday, August 7, 2023

25 Jokes For Kids= Best and Funny Jokes About Children Day in Urdu

 Best and Funny Jokes About children day in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will write about Children's Day. Children's Day is 
 Celebrated on the Birthday of Pandit Jawa- Harlal Nehru.
Children's Day is celebrated On 14th November Every year in 
India. He was the First Prime Minister of India and was fond 
of children. Children's Day in India is also famous as 'Bal Divas'.
On this occasion, People pay tribute to Jawaharlal Nehru.
Children's Day is a day of enjoyment for children. Children fondly
refer to Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru as 'chacha Nehru'.Schools and
Colleges Organize Various cultural and sports events to celebrate
this day. Many people prefer to celebrate the day with poor children.
Children's Day to be celebrated  to spread awareness about child rights
Child, Care, and child Education in the country.


Children's Day Jokes #1

Children pic




Bacha: Apna mama say patnay ky bad apny papa say
Papa: Ap ny kala Jadu seekha hoya hai Kia?
Papa Nahi to------
 Bacha: To Phir asi Zalam bla ksay pakri--πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  
                                            

 Children's Day Jokes #2


Ak bacha roo raha tha
Bapp! Bata : Q roo rahy ho
Bata ak rupia dy to btao ga
Bapp ny isay ak rupia diya----
Bacha chup ho ky my ak rupay ky liay he to roo raha tha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Children's Day Jokes #3

Bacha: Uncle ap ky pass pencil hai
 Dukan Dar: G hai
 Bacha : Zada khush na ho mary pas be hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Children's Day Jokes #4

 Teacher: Banss Ki katni tangay hoti hai?
 Bacha: Sir yy to koi bawa-kuf be bta sakta hai
 Teacher: Isi Liay to tum say pucha hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #5

Ustad : Kohay Hamalia kaha hai?
 Bacha : Sir nhi mulom......
 Ustad Gusay say banch per khray ho jao
 Bacha: Sir kia banch per khray huny say kohay hamalia nazar a jy ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Children's Day Jokes #6



Teacher: Alif Bay Pay Sunao
 Bacha: Alif Bay Pay 
Teacher: Shabash Or Sunao
 Bacha : Bas Allah ka shukar hai Sab theek ap sunao πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #7

Bacha phli bar school gya
 Wapsi per maa ny pucha bata kia kia seekha tum ny?
 Bacha udasi say:    Maa kuch nah kal phir jna hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #8

Bacha: Maa ap khali pate kitny saib kha sakti ha
Mama : Teen
 Bacha : Nahi sarif ak Q KY is ky bad ap ka pait bhar jy ga πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #9

Teacher :  Kia tumhay School pasand hai
Bacha han: Agar Band ho to---- πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #10

Teacher: Allama Iqbal Marny say phlay kia thy
  Bacha : Allama Iqbal marny say phlay zeenda thy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 Children's Day Jokes #11

Ak bachy ko papaer nahi ata tha
Wo paper per hat bna raha tha
Teacher ny pucha: YY kia kar rahy ho
Bachay ny kaha : Paper bnanay waly ko lanat bej raha hu πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚

 Children's Day Jokes #12


Bacha mujy angrazi ky ustad bht pasand ha
Dusra Bacha : Wo Q
 Pehla Bacha : Q ky wo Class main dakhal hoty he mujy bahir Nikal daty hai πŸ˜‚
                                                                    
                                                

 Children's Day Jokes #13

Dost : Is tension ka nam btao 
Jis say hum nafrat karty hai
Bacha: Jnab "Examination" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #14

Dawat my bachy say ksi ny pucha
 Bata: Halwa lo gy ya kheer
Bacha : Ghr my ak he kotori hai kia πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


 Children's Day Jokes #15

 Naii : Bata ball chuty kar do
Bacha: Nahi uncle bray kar do-- 😜😜

 Children's Day Jokes #16

Bacha : Yr Facebook say pasay ksay kamaoo    
 Dost : Facebook Delete kar ky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 



 Children's Day Jokes #17

Shakh Ko current laga : Bachy ny pucha ap theek to hai?
 Shakh ny Kaha : Mujy chudo ja kar dakho Kitny Unit jal gy 😜😜




 Children's Day Jokes #18


Bapp : Mary liay pani lana
Bata : My games khail raha hu nh la sakta
Dusra Bata: Abu yy to ha e Batmeez Jay ap khud Pi lay πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
        
                                   

 Children's Day Jokes #19

Teacher : Tumhay sa say zada dar kab lagta hai
Bacha : Jb koi khta hai Tabel sunao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #20

Ak bachy say ksi adminy pucha ap ko sardia pasand  ya Garmia?
 Bacha : Sardi
Admi : Q
Bacha q ky my mehana mehana bar nahata nahi hu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚    



 Children's Day Jokes #21

Teacher bachy say : Mujy English main apna nam btao
Bacha : Long Life Oven
Teacher gusay say : Yy kia hota hai?
Bacha : Umar Draiz Bhati πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #22

Ak Admi bus stand py cigarette  pi raha tha
Bacha : Is my say dhua q nahi niklta
  Admi : Q ky yy "CNG" Py hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 


 Children's Day Jokes #23

Teacher: Shadi ky waqt Dulhay ko Goray per q Bathia jata hai
  Bacha : Usay Akhari moka diya jata hai abi be waqt hai bag jao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Children's Day Jokes #24

Teacher : Pakistan ka janda sab say phlay kaha lagya gya
 Bacha : Danday per πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Children's Day Jokes #25



Teacher : Ksi asi jaga ka nam btao jsay bnaya to admi ny hai Magar waha ja nahi sakta
Bacha : Ladies Toilet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



                   




30 Food jokes= Best and Good jokes About Food in Urdu

 Best and Good Jokes About Food in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Food. Food is one of the basic necessities of life.
Food contains nutrient substances essential for the growth, repair, and 
maintenance of body tissues and for the regulation of vital processes. Nutrients
provide the energy our bodies need to function. The energy in food is measured
in units called calories. Every organism needs the energy to carry on with the 
process of living which comes from food. Food usually comes from animals and
plants. It is eaten by living things to provide energy and nutrition. Food contains 
the nutrition that people and animals need to be healthy. 




Food Jokes #1

Pizza pic

Aik larki thi dwani see
Bas pizay per wo marti thi πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #2

Good fast Food pic

Halki phulki bkuh may Halka phulka 
Pizza, Zingar do Shwarmay or Or ak bari coko cola.. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #3

Best Biryani pic

Biryani ak asi cheez hai jo ksi be 😍
Shaksh ko khla kar asani say har bat manwai ja sakti hai
Muj say to katal he karwa lo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Food Jokes #4

Wo jo puch rahy hai
Sabab mary chahray ki ronak ka😍
Inhay batao,Aj Biryani khai hai 


Food Jokes #5

 Maray marnay ki dar hai Sahab 
Tum log toot pro gy Baryani per πŸ˜‚

Food Jokes #6



Dafa karo Muhabat ko 
Ao Pizza khaty hai πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #7


My ny socha ky my sudar jao
Phir achnak andar say awaz ay 
 Maza    z sarafin Ap my y
y suhalat majood nahi hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #8

Yu to hazaro khanay hai duniya may
Magar jo Dali Muhabat 
 Biryani say hai Wo ksi or say ho he nahi sakti πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Food Jokes #9

Mara phla pyar biryani or 
Dusra pyarr Biryani ki dusri Plat πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #10

Jin ka Nam "A" say shuru hota hai
 Wo kal apko Biryani khlay gayπŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #11

Mud shud khrab hai
 Mujy pizza khana hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #12



Gajer ka halwa or jwani ka halwa
 Dono he hosh ura daty hai πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #13

Aj hum ny Arbi pakai hai
Agar ksi ny Urdu paki ho to
Salan ka wata sata kar ly πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #14

Prathay say Dosti Chay Say Pyarr
Yahi hai mara Hafta, Yahi mara atwarπŸ˜‚ 


Food Jokes #15

Tray Bna mary dil my hai Sarnata 
To he mari chay to he mara paratha πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #16

 Muhabat tumhray bas ki bat nahi
Sardia a gi hai tum anday becha kroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #17

Atraf say Gum or Darymain my Hum
Zandgi be kiya barger hui jati hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #18


Uljnay mathi be to ho sakti hai
 Jalabi is bat ki Zanda misal hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #19

Na ksi ka dil chahiay mujy Na ksi ki jan chahiay
Mujy to bas Barger,Pizza,Shawr-mara,or Chocolate chahiay πŸ˜•πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #20


Allah bakshay Barger Shawr-may ko
  Achy log thy yy be πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #21

Tanduri roti my pta nahi namak hota hai ya pasina
 Per hoti nht mazak ki hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #22



 Zandgi ka koi brosa nahi hai
 Jo be khana hai aj e kha lo πŸ˜‹


Food Jokes #23

 Aik dard hai jo chay my mila kar
 Hum chup chap piay jaty hai πŸ˜‚

Food Jokes #24

 Muntazir hai chay,smosay or my
 Ap ay to yy sham mukmal ho 😍

Food Jokes #25

To mary aj dil ki pyais bagna
 O---- Coko Cola Tu πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #26

Jsay mudato bad Bachray  dost milay
Yu aftari my chay say mulakat rehti hai 😍

Food Jokes #27

Zandgi chay ki tarha ubal rahi hai
Magar
 Hum be har gont ka maza shoq say ly rahy hai πŸ˜‚


Food Jokes #28

Ak lamhay my sari zandgi Ge aia hu
 Aj us ky at ki chay pi aia hu 😍


Food Jokes #29

Nraz q hoty ho chly jaty hai tari mahfil sai---
Wesy be jaha biryani Alo wali ho waha Hum ruka nahi karty 

Food Jokes #30



Agar batna e chahty ho to
Biryani ki dag banto πŸ˜‘
Dukh batnay say bukh to nahi matati na πŸ˜’



                                            

25 Aeroplan Jokes= Funny And Best SMS on Aeroplan jokes in Urdu

Funny And Best SMS on Aeroplan jokes in Urdu:

Introduction:

Today we will read about Aeroplan. An Aeroplan is used to move
through airways from one location to another. People used Airplanes
to go from one country to another because it helps them to quickly. It
comes in a variety of shapes and sizes. An aeroplane has wings and a 
tail. It is also used for the transportation of goods. It can carry 100 to
400 passenger. An aeroplane is run by a pilot. It saves time and also 
makes the world smaller. It is a fantastic invention and a gift to humanity.
Flying in the air is delightful.

Aeroplane Jokes #1

Best Aeroplan Pic

Mary alava or kon ha asa jo aj be
Jahaz ki awaz sun kar asman ki taraf  Zaroor dakhta hai ? 


Aeroplane Jokes #2

                            
Best Aeroplan pic


Apny katni dafa jahaz main safar kiya hai??
Puri Bay Emani say batay Hmara to bai Apna jahaz hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Aeroplane Jokes #3

Best Aeroplan Pic

Tum to thehre pardesi sath kiya nabao gy
Subha Phil flight se Canada Bhaag Jao gy πŸ˜‚


Aeroplane Jokes #4

Tuj say mili
To sakha many hasna πŸ˜‚


Aeroplane Jokes #5

 Tanha ho jana
 Nazar andaz huny say behtar hai πŸ˜”


Aeroplane Jokes #6



 Bht ay gi Yaday
 Magar is bar tum he ana--- πŸ˜•


Aeroplane Jokes #7

Or Phir tumhara Muj say Ge bar gya 😌


Aeroplane Jokes #8

 Murshad!!
Dil barr gya hai khud say be 😭


Aeroplane Jokes #9

Yy jena be koi jena hai Hum pardais walo ka 
Ky apny ghr be jay To faqt mehman hoty hai πŸ˜“

Aeroplane Jokes #10

Log Khty ha bht Khush qasmat hai
Ghr say nikal jana ksi Khush Qasmati?..😌


Aeroplane Jokes #11

Jin ka phlay rat ko apny ghr- dil nahi lagta tha
Ab inka pardais main dil nahi lagta--- 😒😒


Aeroplane Jokes #12



Awaz dy kay dakh lo shaid wo mil he jay
Warna yy umer bar ka safar Riaga to hai --


Aeroplane Jokes #13

 Awaz dy ky chup gi har bar Zandgi
Hum asay sada log thy ky har bar a gy 😒


Aeroplane Jokes #14

Khabo ny pardais my ronda
 My to apny ghr ka na-blag bacha tha 😒


Aeroplane Jokes #15

  Mujy pardais my ra kar brabar yad ata hai
Wo kacha he sahi likan ghr bht yad ata hai 😒😒


Aeroplane Jokes #16

Tuj say dur pardais my rehna be
Jahnam say km to nahi hai "Maa" 



Aeroplane Jokes #17

My ny har sham yahi socha hai
Umer guzari hai ky Din guzara hai 😞


Aeroplane Jokes #18

Har musafir talash karta hai 
Apni Manzlo ko Sham say phlay πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘


Aeroplane Jokes #19

Hum ny ghr ki slamati ky liay
Khud ko Ghr say nikal rakha hai πŸ˜•

Aeroplane Jokes #20

Us ny anso be mary Dakhy thy
 Us ny phir be kaha kay jana hai 😭😭


Aeroplane Jokes #21

Aj Milay thy Pardais my tray Shahar kay log
Anso nikal pray tara hal puchty puchty πŸ’”πŸ’”


Aeroplane Jokes #22

Taray begar be hum Ge to rahy hai
 Likan
 Saziay mot ky mayos kadio ki tarha 😒


Aeroplane Jokes #23

 Duniya main sab say majbur insan pardasi hai
Jo yy nahi janta kbi apno say mil pay ga ya nahi 😒😒


Aeroplane Jokes #24

 Pardais my pakoray to bna he laty hai Maa
Per taray hat ka zaika kaha say layy πŸ˜“πŸ˜“
                                            

Aeroplane Jokes #25



 Kiya sunay kiss hal may ati hai 
Pardais ki Eid--- πŸ˜“     


 
            



Monday, July 31, 2023

35 Birthday Jokes= Best SMS And Status on Birthday

 Birthday Jokes= Best SMS And Status on Birthday

Introduction :

Today we will read about birthdays. So every year on the 28th of July my
birthday is celebrated. My family cut the cake on my birthday. All relatives
and friends are invited. My family and friends give me lots of gifts. I am very
happy to see many gifts. I Have a lot of fun on my birthday. On my birthday
I invite all my friends. All my friends come to my birthday. He gives me many 
gifts which make my heart happy. Some people don't celebrate birthdays. Some 
people don't like celebrating birthdays.
 


Jokes About Birthday #1

Birthday image
    
                                
 Shukar hai ap ki zandgi
Ka aik or sal kam hoya!!!😁

Jokes About Birthday #2

Happy birthday   of best image


Jin ki sall gara feburary may a rahi hai
  Un ko yaha tage kar kay bta dy kay
   Treat lazmi deni hai--πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

Jokes About Birthday #3

                                    
Happy birthday Best pic

  Yy bay khudi yy labo ki hansi mubarak ho
   Tumhay yy sal gera ki khushi "Mubarak" ho 😍

Jokes About Birthday #4
Sal Gera!!
 Khushio bara har sal tumhara ho--- 😍😍

Jokes About Birthday #5

Han Dua tum jeo hazaro sal
Yy sath mara har Mushkil may tumhara ho----- πŸ‘ŒπŸ’“



Jokes About Birthday #6


Nice Happy birthday pic


Happy Birthday to me...........
 To aj kay din pada hoay thy
Ta umer dard sahny ky liay-- 😒😒



Jokes About Birthday #7

Yy baharay jaha jaha jay
Koi Tuj ko in say juda na kray---😍




Jokes About Birthday #8

Khuda kray yy din bar bar ata rahy
Or apny sath khushio ka khzana lata rahy--- 😘😍'




Jokes About Birthday #9

Aj is ka din hai
 Jis say mara har din hai πŸ’“πŸ’˜



Jokes About Birthday #10
                                                Tum slamat raho hazaro baras
                                                Har baras ky ho din pachas hazar😘😍



Jokes About Birthday #11

Happy Birthday
Tamam umer tujy zandgi ka pyare milay
 Khuda kray kay zandgi tum ko bar bar milayπŸ’‹πŸ’“



Jokes About Birthday #12

Hemasha raho khush allah tuj ko kuch asa ata kray
 Raksh tari qasmat py zameeno- asman krayπŸ’–πŸ’–




Jokes About Birthday #13

Ap zandgi my atni khush rahy
Ky har khushi ap ki dwani rahyπŸ’–πŸ’–





Jokes About Birthday #14

 Khushia hazar tum ko milay sall gera per
 Daty hai hum dua tumhay umer draz ki πŸ’‹πŸ’˜




Jokes About Birthday 15
 Happy Birthday!!!
  Utha kar hat khuda say mangi hai bas yahi Dua
Naseeb ho khushia tumhay, Tum khush raho sadaπŸ’—πŸ’–



Jokes About Birthday #16

Shair ko  shairi Mubarak, Chand ko chandni Mubarak
Hmari traf say ap ko sall gera Mubarak πŸ’‹πŸ’–πŸ’–



Jokes About Birthday #17

 Khushio bara har sall tumhara ho
 Yy aj yy kal tumhara ho---😍😍


Jokes About Birthday #18

Zandgi barr yy asma tuj ko
 Ksi afat may mubtla na krayπŸ’–


Jokes About Birthday #19

Kuch khushia kuc anso dy kar tall gya
Gewan ka ak or shenra sall gya 😒


Jokes About Birthday #20

Kabi na ay koi gam be qareeb tumhray 😘
 Jaha may sab say achy ho naseeb tumhray😍



Jokes About Birthday #21
Har sall he ata hai yy aik khush gwar din 😍
   Dua hai yy hum sab ki kay ata rahy sadaπŸ‘Œ



Jokes About Birthday #22

Sall Gera Mubarak!!
Haseen Chahray ki Tabandgi Mubarak ho
 Tujy yy sall gera ki khushi Mubarak ho--πŸ’–πŸ’–



Jokes About Birthday #23

Tumhari sall gera kay din yy dua hai hmari!!
 Jatnay hai chand tray, Utni ho umer tumhariπŸ’“



Jokes About Birthday #24

 Yy Dua hai ap ki sall gera py hmari
  Hemasha slamat rahy yy dosti hamariπŸ’–




Jokes About Birthday #25


Dua hai khuda say apki har dua manzoor ho
Anay wala kal apka khushion say bharpur hoπŸ’‹
 Happy Birthday---------




Jokes About Birthday #26

Ai hai subha wo roshni ly kay
Jsay nay josh ki nai kran ho--- πŸ’˜πŸ’˜



Jokes About Birthday #27
 My khud he apni sall gera manaoo gi
 Cake be katu gi per tum ko nahi bulao giπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ



Jokes About Birthday #28

 Rafatay or balandi be tuj py nazz kray
Tari yy umer khuda or be draz kray πŸ‘πŸ’“



Jokes About Birthday #29

 Jo Khushi tray Kareeb ho
 Wo sada tujy naseeb hoπŸ’“πŸ’



Jokes About Birthday #30

Maa ki Dua Na Bapp ki shafkat ka sayya hain
  Aj apny sath apna gnam din manaia hai 😒😘

Jokes About Birthday #31

Sajti rahy khushio ki mehwfal
 Har khushi suhani rahy 😍



Jokes About Birthday #32

Ai Dil say sada hai yy mari
 Khush raho Mia yy dua hai Mari  πŸ’–πŸ’–         

Jokes About Birthday #33


 Yy to aik rasam jaha hai jo ada hoti hai
 Warna suraj ki kaha sall gera hoti hai😍


Jokes About Birthday #34
 Aj kay din utra tha roshan setara
Kiya tu ny jag-mag, yy angan hamaraπŸ’—πŸ’ž


Jokes About Birthday #35

 Chand tanha dakhai data hai kia
 Setaro say dosti na rahi---------- 😟😍







Sunday, July 30, 2023

65 Life joke= Funny SMS and Status about life

 Funny joke= Funny SMS and Status about life

Introduction:

Today we will read about life. We should live our life with laughter.
Some people live their lives laughing. Some people spoil their lives by 
following others. Those people make their life miserable. We should feel e
each day of our life. Human life is only two or four days. Man does not have a
single minute of his life. The string of life is not human. Life is not easy. We
should live our life as we die tomorrow. You should always be happy. It seems
to others that we are living our lives very well.


Jokes About Life #1

                                        
image about Life

  Dari!!!
 Na ho to larko ki shakl khali plate jsi lagti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #2

                                    
Funny Life pic



 Khalas Kijiay Jnab
  Beshak Bagarti kijiayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #3


Mafia mang lo
 Kartoot na badloπŸ˜–

Jokes About Life #4
Ap Qasam Khay
Ya Zehar
I don't careπŸ˜–πŸ˜•

Jokes About Life #5

 Machar na larny ki Dua
 Ya, Allah mujy machar na lary πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #6

 Glass protactar mily ga sahab
Dill per lagna hai toota bht haiπŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #7

 My : Qasmato ka likha mor du
  Qasmat: My tara mo na toor duπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #8

 China waly he ak dusray ko keh sakty hai
Ja bht dakhy hai tray jsay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #9

 Ulti anay ka bhana kar ky
Kharki wali sate lena be 
 Pakistni kom ka talient hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                                
Jokes About Life #10

                                                             Trakh Gwa hai
                                                    Alram ki ganti say sb uth jaty hai
                                                     Sway us ky jis ny alram lagya ho πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œ

Jokes About Life #11

Din ki Gahrio say
"Fatay mooπŸ˜ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #12


 Aj ki achi bat-----
Rahny dy ap ny kon sa amal karna hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #13

 Pakistanio ko gussa a jay to
  Wo bali ko be kuti bol daty haiπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #14

Zandgi my mara kuch ho ya na ho
Galti hemasha Mari he hoti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Œ

Jokes About Life #15

                                                
 Allah ka har hal my shukar hai
Muj sy be moti khwa teen hai is dunia may πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #16

Doctor ny kaha jan bnao
Soch raha hu kis ko bnao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #17


Sardiaa  a rahi hai
 Logo ko pyare ho ga nikha ho ga wia ho ga
Hmay sardi lagni khansi huni zukam ho ga bukhar ho ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #18

  Har ksi ko rass a jao
Atna am nahi hu my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #19 

Mujy rat 10 bjy need ana shuru hoti hai
 Or soty soty 2 bj jaty haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                                                   


Jokes About Life #20

                                            Hmray Mulak my doctor narss per
                                            Or mareez farsh per marta haiπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #22

                                                Kuch log kham khwa e achy lagty hai
                                                        Jsay ky ap sab ko my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #23


 Larkion ky pao py atraf karny walo larko
Kabi apni chocolati gardan be dakh lia kroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                                               


Jokes About Life #24

Wo tari socho may gum larka 
   Apni ami ko janu keh batha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #25


Jo kuroro my ak ha na
Wo my khud e hu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #26

Muhabat ka "baa" be nurala hai!!
 Mil jay to bagam na mily to baji πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #27

 Sab "badlay" hai
 "Ba" Nikl karπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


                
Jokes About Life #28

 WO bht sweat tha
Per mujy sugar thi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #29

Jin ka koi nahi hota
Un ki need puri hoti hai πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #30



  Samj nahi a raha
 Pyare Kray ya parhai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #31

 Urat ki zuban or mard ki ankh ko aram
Marny ky bad he ata hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #32

Mary kuch dost asay be hai
Jin ko dakh kar khusray be apna dupta sada kar ly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰


Jokes About Life #33

  Har bat ky jwab my muskhrat he bahtar hai
 Q ky har ksi ko goli to mari nahi ja sakti πŸ˜‘πŸ˜…πŸ˜‡



Jokes About Life #34

Ajzat char ki hai
Mali ak be nahi 😒😏



Jokes About Life #35


Mano bali ban ky wo mara
 Chuzay jsa dill kha gi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ


Jokes About Life #36

Hum single log hai jnab
 Hum date per nahi langar per jaty hai πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #37
Tabyat phir kuch khrab hai πŸ˜•
 Lagta hai phir ksi ny dakh kar 
"Mashallah" nahi kaha πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‹

Jokes About Life #38

 Saray achy jwab lrai khtam huny ky 
Bad he yad atay hai πŸ˜ πŸ˜—


Jokes About Life #39

Us ny kaha
"Dill my batha lo apny"
Hum ny kaha
Dabal swari mamno haiπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Jokes About Life #40

Tum kro to tumhara haq
  Hum Kray to bak bak 😠😟



Jokes About Life #41
Larkia shadi ky waqt roti q hai
 Wo sochti hai atny sal bad dulha mila wo be yy 😒😍😍   



Jokes About Life #42

Hassab rakha Kray
 Log aj kal puch laty hai
Tum ny mary liay kia he kya hai--πŸ˜‘



Jokes About Life #43

 Us ko urna pasand tha 
  My ny goli say ura dia πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #44

Dunia my asay log be hoty hai
Jo Kapray to branded panty hai
Likan soch un ki landy wali he hoti haiπŸ˜†πŸ˜…


Jokes About Life #45


Muskriayy!! 
Kabal is ky ky ap ki shadi ho jay πŸ˜•πŸ˜‹


Jokes About Life #46

Dill karta ky tumhari nasay pan dooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #47

  Wo achnak nahi bachra---------!
Bray dino say bagratia dakha raha tha---------!😑



Jokes About Life #48

Log mac hash say nahi
 Zuban say agg lagty haiπŸ˜’πŸ˜


Jokes About Life #49

Har swal ka asan jwab hai
 Mari Marzi πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰


Jokes About Life #50

Tum jo atna muskra rahy ho
 Kia bagrati ki Jo chupa rahy hoπŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #51

Mahman Beshak ao
Likan apna charger sath laoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #52

Ap ky sath dill lagnay say behtar hai
  My jaro laga lo----------! πŸ˜–πŸ˜•


Jokes About Life #53
 Jatni mari tabyat khrab rahti ha na
Lagta hai Ksi doctor say shadi karna pray gi 😒😁😁



Jokes About Life #54

Yy kanchi ly or zuban katway
Kafi lambi ho gi hai πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #55

Sudar be jay gy--------!!
Phlay achi tra Bagar to ly--------!!!


Jokes About Life #56

 Masla yy be to ha dunyia ka
 Koi acha hai to Q acha hai😌

Jokes About Life #57

  Ba waja khush raha kro
 Waja bht manghi hai😒


Jokes About Life #58
 Zuban sab ky pas hoti hai
Bas koi bat karta hai or koi bakwas πŸ˜‚




Jokes About Life #59


  My rang sharbto ka-----------
Mary dost gandy nalay ka pani----πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #60
Suraj ki be cazn hai----------!
  Ak bas my he single hu πŸ˜‹πŸ˜


Jokes About Life #61

 Or Btao Thoos lia goshtπŸ˜„πŸ˜„



Jokes About Life #62

 Jb Baryani dakho mo my pani a jata hai
Kia asa nahi ho sakta??
Pani dakho or moo my Baryani a jay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #63

 Kbi hasty ho Kbi Roty ho 
Tum insan ho ya khotay----!?


Jokes About Life #64
Gussa ksi per be ho----
 Niklta darwzay per he hai πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #65

 Hum ny Hmasha achy logo ko chud kar
  Kanjar logo per brosa kiya πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚




                                                        


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