Sunday, July 30, 2023

65 Life joke= Funny SMS and Status about life

 Funny joke= Funny SMS and Status about life

Introduction:

Today we will read about life. We should live our life with laughter.
Some people live their lives laughing. Some people spoil their lives by 
following others. Those people make their life miserable. We should feel e
each day of our life. Human life is only two or four days. Man does not have a
single minute of his life. The string of life is not human. Life is not easy. We
should live our life as we die tomorrow. You should always be happy. It seems
to others that we are living our lives very well.


Jokes About Life #1

                                        
image about Life

  Dari!!!
 Na ho to larko ki shakl khali plate jsi lagti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #2

                                    
Funny Life pic



 Khalas Kijiay Jnab
  Beshak Bagarti kijiayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #3


Mafia mang lo
 Kartoot na badloπŸ˜–

Jokes About Life #4
Ap Qasam Khay
Ya Zehar
I don't careπŸ˜–πŸ˜•

Jokes About Life #5

 Machar na larny ki Dua
 Ya, Allah mujy machar na lary πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #6

 Glass protactar mily ga sahab
Dill per lagna hai toota bht haiπŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #7

 My : Qasmato ka likha mor du
  Qasmat: My tara mo na toor duπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #8

 China waly he ak dusray ko keh sakty hai
Ja bht dakhy hai tray jsay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #9

 Ulti anay ka bhana kar ky
Kharki wali sate lena be 
 Pakistni kom ka talient hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                                
Jokes About Life #10

                                                             Trakh Gwa hai
                                                    Alram ki ganti say sb uth jaty hai
                                                     Sway us ky jis ny alram lagya ho πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œ

Jokes About Life #11

Din ki Gahrio say
"Fatay mooπŸ˜ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #12


 Aj ki achi bat-----
Rahny dy ap ny kon sa amal karna hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #13

 Pakistanio ko gussa a jay to
  Wo bali ko be kuti bol daty haiπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #14

Zandgi my mara kuch ho ya na ho
Galti hemasha Mari he hoti hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Œ

Jokes About Life #15

                                                
 Allah ka har hal my shukar hai
Muj sy be moti khwa teen hai is dunia may πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #16

Doctor ny kaha jan bnao
Soch raha hu kis ko bnao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #17


Sardiaa  a rahi hai
 Logo ko pyare ho ga nikha ho ga wia ho ga
Hmay sardi lagni khansi huni zukam ho ga bukhar ho ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #18

  Har ksi ko rass a jao
Atna am nahi hu my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #19 

Mujy rat 10 bjy need ana shuru hoti hai
 Or soty soty 2 bj jaty haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
                                                   


Jokes About Life #20

                                            Hmray Mulak my doctor narss per
                                            Or mareez farsh per marta haiπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #22

                                                Kuch log kham khwa e achy lagty hai
                                                        Jsay ky ap sab ko my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #23


 Larkion ky pao py atraf karny walo larko
Kabi apni chocolati gardan be dakh lia kroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                                               


Jokes About Life #24

Wo tari socho may gum larka 
   Apni ami ko janu keh batha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #25


Jo kuroro my ak ha na
Wo my khud e hu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #26

Muhabat ka "baa" be nurala hai!!
 Mil jay to bagam na mily to baji πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #27

 Sab "badlay" hai
 "Ba" Nikl karπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


                
Jokes About Life #28

 WO bht sweat tha
Per mujy sugar thi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #29

Jin ka koi nahi hota
Un ki need puri hoti hai πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #30



  Samj nahi a raha
 Pyare Kray ya parhai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #31

 Urat ki zuban or mard ki ankh ko aram
Marny ky bad he ata hai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #32

Mary kuch dost asay be hai
Jin ko dakh kar khusray be apna dupta sada kar ly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰


Jokes About Life #33

  Har bat ky jwab my muskhrat he bahtar hai
 Q ky har ksi ko goli to mari nahi ja sakti πŸ˜‘πŸ˜…πŸ˜‡



Jokes About Life #34

Ajzat char ki hai
Mali ak be nahi 😒😏



Jokes About Life #35


Mano bali ban ky wo mara
 Chuzay jsa dill kha gi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ


Jokes About Life #36

Hum single log hai jnab
 Hum date per nahi langar per jaty hai πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #37
Tabyat phir kuch khrab hai πŸ˜•
 Lagta hai phir ksi ny dakh kar 
"Mashallah" nahi kaha πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‹

Jokes About Life #38

 Saray achy jwab lrai khtam huny ky 
Bad he yad atay hai πŸ˜ πŸ˜—


Jokes About Life #39

Us ny kaha
"Dill my batha lo apny"
Hum ny kaha
Dabal swari mamno haiπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Jokes About Life #40

Tum kro to tumhara haq
  Hum Kray to bak bak 😠😟



Jokes About Life #41
Larkia shadi ky waqt roti q hai
 Wo sochti hai atny sal bad dulha mila wo be yy 😒😍😍   



Jokes About Life #42

Hassab rakha Kray
 Log aj kal puch laty hai
Tum ny mary liay kia he kya hai--πŸ˜‘



Jokes About Life #43

 Us ko urna pasand tha 
  My ny goli say ura dia πŸ˜–πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #44

Dunia my asay log be hoty hai
Jo Kapray to branded panty hai
Likan soch un ki landy wali he hoti haiπŸ˜†πŸ˜…


Jokes About Life #45


Muskriayy!! 
Kabal is ky ky ap ki shadi ho jay πŸ˜•πŸ˜‹


Jokes About Life #46

Dill karta ky tumhari nasay pan dooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #47

  Wo achnak nahi bachra---------!
Bray dino say bagratia dakha raha tha---------!😑



Jokes About Life #48

Log mac hash say nahi
 Zuban say agg lagty haiπŸ˜’πŸ˜


Jokes About Life #49

Har swal ka asan jwab hai
 Mari Marzi πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰


Jokes About Life #50

Tum jo atna muskra rahy ho
 Kia bagrati ki Jo chupa rahy hoπŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #51

Mahman Beshak ao
Likan apna charger sath laoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #52

Ap ky sath dill lagnay say behtar hai
  My jaro laga lo----------! πŸ˜–πŸ˜•


Jokes About Life #53
 Jatni mari tabyat khrab rahti ha na
Lagta hai Ksi doctor say shadi karna pray gi 😒😁😁



Jokes About Life #54

Yy kanchi ly or zuban katway
Kafi lambi ho gi hai πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #55

Sudar be jay gy--------!!
Phlay achi tra Bagar to ly--------!!!


Jokes About Life #56

 Masla yy be to ha dunyia ka
 Koi acha hai to Q acha hai😌

Jokes About Life #57

  Ba waja khush raha kro
 Waja bht manghi hai😒


Jokes About Life #58
 Zuban sab ky pas hoti hai
Bas koi bat karta hai or koi bakwas πŸ˜‚




Jokes About Life #59


  My rang sharbto ka-----------
Mary dost gandy nalay ka pani----πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Jokes About Life #60
Suraj ki be cazn hai----------!
  Ak bas my he single hu πŸ˜‹πŸ˜


Jokes About Life #61

 Or Btao Thoos lia goshtπŸ˜„πŸ˜„



Jokes About Life #62

 Jb Baryani dakho mo my pani a jata hai
Kia asa nahi ho sakta??
Pani dakho or moo my Baryani a jay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jokes About Life #63

 Kbi hasty ho Kbi Roty ho 
Tum insan ho ya khotay----!?


Jokes About Life #64
Gussa ksi per be ho----
 Niklta darwzay per he hai πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚


Jokes About Life #65

 Hum ny Hmasha achy logo ko chud kar
  Kanjar logo per brosa kiya πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚




                                                        


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