Friday, July 28, 2023

35 Dirty jokes= Funny and Best SMS And Status on Dirty

  Dirty jokes= Funny and Best SMS And Status on Dirty

Introduction:

Today we will read about Dirt. Man who goes sick from dirt.
We should not only keep our house clean. Rather, you should
keep yourself clean. We should get up early in the morning and
brush. Hands should be washed thoroughly after brushing. If we
keep ourselves clean, no diseases will ever appear. Always wash 
your hands well before doing anything. Allah loves those who live
cleanly. We should also be clean and encourage our friends to be 
clean. I like clean people very much. 

Dirty Jokes #1

Dirt Hand pic

Kal mobile kharab tha
To rat 9 bjy he Need a gi
Ghr waly utha ky haspatal ly gy 😂😂



Dirty Jokes #2

Dirty shoes pic

Pangay nahi lo gi                   
To bari Ksay ho gi 



Dirty Jokes #3

 Kamyat waly din be ami kay gy
 Frashty a rahy hai jao chay bna kay lao 😁😂



Dirty Jokes #4

   Mujy asa lagta hai kay my ny
Bachpan may churan chahty chahty
Shadi wali lakeer be chat li thi 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #5

Kabi ksi per ungli mat uthao
 Sada chapal uthao or shuru ho jao 😖😂


Dirty Jokes #6

 Etni na kabal atbar hun
Kay bachy pna kurkuray ka packet be muj say nahi khawlty 😌😂

Dirty Jokes #7

 Baba G kahty hai
Araii Zatt nahi balkay ak Brand hai

Dirty Jokes #8

Urat bari Pyari cheez hai
Is ko ak sunao wo agay say char snay gi 😂


Dirty Jokes #9

 Larkio ky chchray per niklay to
 "Pimple"
Larko kay chahray per niklay to "Phora" 😂


Dirty Jokes #10

Or akhar kar wo bali mil he gii
Jo 900 chohay kha kar Hajj per gyi thi 😂

Dirty Jokes #11

Sardio may dukan per ja kar ice cream mang lo
To waha khray log asay dakhty hai jsai chars mang li ho 😁😂 



Dirty Jokes #12

Makay ja kar bacho ko khala kay hawlay kar kay
Aram karny ka be apna he maza hai 😋


Dirty Jokes #13

 Suno!!
Sardi Zada ho rahi hai
Ao tumhay agg laga du 😕😂



Dirty Jokes #14

Aj hum ny Arbi pakai hai
Agar ksi ny Urdu pakai ho to
Salan ka wata sata kar lay 😂😂

Dirty Jokes #15


 Hemasha achy lecture deny wala 
 Banda Zandgi kay Sray kuty kam kar chuka hota hai 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #16

 Chabi say kan saif karty hoay ahtaiat kia kray
 Khai khuda na khusta ap start he na ho jay 😃😂


Dirty Jokes #17

 Larkio tum jetni be High Heels pehn lo
Tum Tadia thi, Tum Tadia ho, Tum Tadia raho gi 😂


Dirty Jokes #18

Yaha muj say ak larki nahi phass rahi
Udar Mia Shab ki puri Family Phass gyi hai 😂

Dirty Jokes #19

 Kuch logo kay liay ap jan be dy dy
 To wo phir be khay gy "Yy Theek say nahi mara" 😟😟

Dirty Jokes #20

 Girl Friend to asa Gift dena chiay
Jo ada wapis mil jay........ 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #21

 Aj bht sardi hai
Wo to shukar hai Garmi ki waja say pta nahi chal raha 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #22

 My Shadi is say kro gi jo
 Rat ko mary sranay bath kar Machar bagia kray ga 😂


Dirty Jokes #23

Eid atni tazi say guzar gi hai
Jetni tazi say Gali say ice-cream bachny wala guzar jata hai 😓😓


Dirty Jokes #24

Hum bala har ksi ko ksay khush rakh sakty hai!!
 Akhar Insan hai--
"Biryani to nahi"


Dirty Jokes #25

Jatnay marzi dam bna lo
Wo tasri class wala Kowa pyasa he rahy ga 😖😕😂

Dirty Jokes #26

Ami khti hai koi asa kam kro
 Jis say sab ka bala ho My ja kar soo jati hu 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #27

 Rat ka waqt
 Or us ki yad
Bandar kia jnay
  Adrak ka sawad--------- Hahahahaha


Dirty Jokes #28

Kal rat bari shadat say tutaty taray say kuch manga!!
Bad may pta chla wo jahaz ki light thi------- 
                                                 

Dirty Jokes #29

Udas na hun
Har guzarta din apko ap ki shadi ky qareeb lata ja raha hai 😂

Dirty Jokes #30


 Khoon Sarif machar nahi Chustay
Yy talent Rashty Daro may be hai 👌😁

Dirty Jokes #31

 Yy pao ki choti Ungli Shaid bnai he
 Sofay or Table say Takrnay ky liay hai 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #32

 Bai-zati or shadi Ak jasi hoti hai
Achi tab he Lagti jb dusray ki ho------- 😂😂


Dirty Jokes #33

 Mard jetna be buhadar ho
 Likan
 Apna mobile bavi kay hat my dakh kar 
Us ka tara nikal he jata hai 😂😂

Dirty Jokes #34

 Sardio may Bartan dony wali 
Bachia sadi jannat may jay gi 😉😉


Dirty Jokes #35

 Gussa zaroor thuk dena chiay
 Likan
 Aglay kay mo per nahi---------


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