55 Summer jokes= Best and funny jokes on summer
Introduction :
Today we will write about cats. A cat is a beautiful animal.
Some people like cats very much. And some people don't
like cats. Some people keep cats at home. He loves cats very
much. A cat is an animal of paradise.
Summer joke #1
Hay ak to mosam ki garmi
Uper say phir chulay ki sakk lagta hain
Eid tak my ny khud pokara ban jna hainππ
Jis my sakth garmi may be π
Holay holay sy hawa lagti hain ππ
Summer joke #3
Gazab ki doop hai mary Shahr may
Phir be kuch log doop say nahi muj sy jaltay haiπππ
Summer joke #4
Surag ko jb be garmio ki chutia hoti hai---------ππ
Wo ludia patay hoay apni nani ky ghr pakistan a jata hain ππ
Summer joke #5
Kash !!!
Surag ki be koi bavi hoti-----
To Isay thora control my to Rakhtiππ
Summer joke #6
Suno !!!
Sardi zada ho rahi hai
Ao Tumhay agg laga do ππ π
Jo log pani may alfi dal kar nahtay hai Faraz
Wo log kbi tut kar bakhra nahi karty ππ
Kash mujy kitchen say ta hayat na ahal kar dia jayππ
Qasam say kbi nahi pucho gi ky mujy q nikala πππ
Is garmi may subha sy nikla hoya sham ko ghr a jay---
To isay bola nahi buna hoya kahty hain!!ππ
Sab Log dill ky buray nahi hoty
Kuch ka damag be khrab hota hain ππ
Summer joke #11
Mubmoob ky tanay or nusrat sahab ky gnay
Saday dil py lagty hain ππ
Moman wo hain
Jiss ka mobile Saray Ghr waly astmal karty hain ππ
Aj ka kam kal per chud dy
Or kal chuti marr ly ππ
Summer joke #14
Kuch to phari Lakhi ho gi yyGarmi
Warna atni Degree ly kar kon gumta haiπ
Tanki may jo Dua sardi may Mangi thi ππ
Wo ab ja ky Qubal hui hainππ
Summer joke #16
Lagta hai pachlay sall garmi ki sapli a gi thiπ
Tb he iss sall dil laga kar mahnat kar rahi haiπ π
Lagta hai top kar ky he chudy giππ
Dear Garmi Duai ly lo na π
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Dakho katna temperature hoya tumhay π’π
Garmi a nahi rahi
Garmi a gi hainπ’π’
Kuch log garmi may asay react karty hai
Jsay pachli garmia swedan land may guzari hoππ
Summer joke #20
Chuty kad wali larkia
Lal sut may slander lagti haiππ
Mujy tari Zaroorat hain
SakthGgarmi may barish ki tarhaππ
Garmi ka yy alam hain
Kapray dotay he sukh jatty hai
Or phntay he glay ho jatay haiππ
Insan atna be bura nahi
Jatna wo video call may nazar ata hai ππ
My be nakli thi muhabat ki tlash my
Garmi bht thi Juice pi ky wapis a giππ
Sardio may jsay hum saknay ky liay suraj ko dond rahy thy na
Wasay he Garmio may surag hmay dond dond kar sakh raha haiπ
Mosam acha na ho to
Kam karny ko zara dill nh karta
Or agar mosam acha ho to
Tb to kam karny ko bilkul be dil nh kartaππ
Summer joke #27
Kahwa Teeno Hazrat!!!
Ap sb ki barpoor talio may tashraif la rahi hai ππ
Garmiaππ
Summer joke #28
Mary dosto ki harktay dakh kar shatan khta hai
Ay gal tay mary dmag whach be nahi ceππ
Suna ka lohay ko loha kattata hai
Banda puchay
Garmi ki shadat
"Chulay per bathny sy kam ho jy gi kia"ππ
Atnay log garmi say mar rahy hai
Kia tum muj py nahi mar saktiππ
Summer joke #31
Ksi say dill lagnay say behtar hai
Banda ksi ko do laga dyππ
Phir aj kal kiss ky sath chaker hai tumhara πππ
Summer joke #33
Agar Jannat may hurray Chiay
To muhlay wali Meh noor ka pacha chud doπππ
Puchna yy tha
Jin alako may darya nahi hai
Wo naki kar ky kaha dalay πππ
Sardio may bartan donay wali bachia
Sadi jannat may jay gi ππ
In kamo say Fursat Milay to baras be lena
Hmray yaha garmi bht hai ππ
Dear Garmi !!
Pleaseπ Thodi
Narmi ππ
Dup ka to bs nam he badnam hai
Jaltay to log ak dusray say hain ππ
Summer joke #39
Kia kaha? My ra na sako ga tray begar
Aray jao sahab!! Tum mari chay thori hoππ
Summer joke #40
Sab ka dost ksi ka dost nahi hotaππ
Chay ka koi waqt nahi hota hai
Har waqt chay ka hota hainππ
Pakistanio ko ak bar phie say
Bati chal gi" Bati a gi" walaππ
Mosam Mubarak ho----ππ
Summer joke #43
Atni Garmi may jo be black sut phnay
To smj jao janu ki farmash haiππ
Dil kart hain Tumhray bht krab ao
Or ankh may ungli mar ky bagg jaoππ
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Jrabay hemasha do ky pahna kray
Asa na ho ky kamyabi ap ky kadam chumnay ay
Or Beosh ho jayππ
Summer joke #46
Ajab larki thi wo
Pani may nal dal ky khti thi
Aj blue hai Pani , Pani , Paniππ
Kash !!!
ky logo may Tameez install ki Jatti
Jsay muj may musmait install haiππ
Thadeed Garmi may bas stap per log bas ka in tzar kar rahy thy
Aik fakeer aia sab say bake li or taksi ki or chla gya ππ
Garmi may banda galti say besahan may nangay pao chla jay
To wahi nachna shuru ho jatta hainππ
Summer joke #50
Rat ko need nahi ati
Din ko chan nahi ata
Kia yahi pyare
Dil ny kaha nahi pgli garmi ki waja say sb ka yahi hal haiππ
Sadi bat ka ulta jwab dy kar
Agly banday ka phara high
Karna be ak talant hainππ
Summer joke #52
Aj bht sardi hai
Wo to shukar ha garmi ki waja sy pta nahi chal rahaππ
Summer joke #53
Hazari khavshay asi ky
Har khavish per dam niklay
Bari sari hui garmi hai
Ghr say bahir km niklayππ
Garmi Shuru ho gi hai
Is liay jb be frag say pani nikal kar piay
To bottle Wapis bar kar Rakh dy nahi to lecture pani say
Nahi to lecture pani say Shuru ho kar mobile per Khtam ho gaπππ
Har larki baba ki rani nahi hoti
Kuch mama ki nukrani be hoti hainππ
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