Doctor jokes= Best and funny SMS and Status on Doctor
Introduction :
Today we will read about doctors. A Doctor plays a very essential role
in human life. There are many types of doctors like surgeons, Dentists,
cardiologists, etc. Doctors treat sick people and also give proper advice
related to health. After treatment, doctors give medicines injections for
proper cure. A lot of dangerous diseases have been totally cured by
doctors like polio, typhoid, malaria, etc. Doctors are on the frontline
of the battle against the coronavirus pandemic. The stethoscope always
changes the doctor's neck to check illness. The white colored coat is a
doctor's dress. 1st July is observed as a "doctor's day" in India. The
medical profession is the most respected profession in the world.
Doctor Jokes #1
Doctor : Bachay ko pani denay say phlay ubal lia kray
Sardar : Wo to theek hai
Likan ublnay say bacha mar to nahi jay ga-😂😂
Doctor Jokes #2
Aik ajeeb lafaz hai "Sorry"
Banda khay to Gussa khtam
Doctor khay to Banda khtam😢😤
Doctor Jokes #3
Mareezz's doctor says!!!
Mareezz: My rat Barr sardi say Kampta raha
Doctor: Kia sardi say Dant be baj rahy thy
Mareezz: Is bat ka to mujy Alam nahi Q ky wo maiz per pray thy😂😂
Doctor Jokes #4
Doctor: Jab car aik urat chla rahi thi
To tum ko road say Dur chlna chiay tha
Marreez! Kon se road?? My to parak may leta hoya tha....😂😂
Doctor Jokes #5
Doctor : Ap ka or ap ki Bavi ka Blood group aik he hai
Sardar : Ho ga ksay nahi 25 sal say mara khoon pi rahi hai😂😂
Doctor Jokes #6
Doctor : koi purani bamari hai
Andar he andar say apko kha rahi hai
Marizz: Asta Bolay
Bahir he bhati hai 😂😂
Doctor Jokes #7
Mareezz : Mari bavi mujy roz marti hai
Doctor: Oayy! Kab marti hai??
Mareezz: Har Haftay
Doctor: Tum bht Khush Qasmat ho-
Mari Bavi kamani mujy rozz marti hai 😢😌😂
Doctor Jokes #8
Doctor "Marizz say
Tumhray "Gurday fail ho gy hai
Marizz: hahaha--------- Kia
Mazak karty hai ap-----
Maray gurday to kabi school gy he nahi😂😂
Doctor Jokes #9
Mareezz : Mujy ajeeb se bamari ho gi hai
Jab mari bavi bolti hai to mujy kuch sunai nahi data---
Doctor : Yy bamari nahi hai-----
Tum per allah ki kash rehmat hai--😘😂😂
Doctor Jokes #10
(Sardar or Doctor)
Sardar ki maa ki tabyat khrab hui to wo usay haspatal ly gya
Doctor ny kaha is ky do test ho gy
Sardar ny zoor zoor say rona shuru kar dia
Ab kiya ho ga mari maa to un par hai-
Phlay pta hota to tyari karwa kar lata--- Hahahahaha
Doctor Jokes #11
Insano kay doctor hoty hai
Or Janwaro kay be
Agar sabazio or phalo kay doctor hoty
To shaid langara Amm aj apny paro py chal raha hota----
Hahahahahahaha
Doctor Jokes #12
Doctor: Ap ky 3 Dand Ksay toot gy
Mareezz: G wo Bavi ny krak roti bnai thi
Doctor: To khnay say Ankar kar daty
Marizz: G wo he to kia tha.....😂😂
Doctor Jokes #13
Mareezz: Doctor Shahab! My chasma utar kar dakhta hu
To mujy ak ky Do nazar atay hai
Doctor Bola--------- Hahahahahahahaha
Doctor Jokes #14
Ak doctor ki shadi nars say ho gi
Dost ny pucha "Sunao yr
Babi ky sath ksi guzar rahi hai
Doctor yr; My to azab may phans gya hu
Jb tak sister na khao sunti he nahi--- Hahahaha
Doctor Jokes #15
Doctor: Kia takleef hai
Shada: senay may dard hai
Doctor: Sigrat patay ho?
Shada: god leef he Magwna!--
Doctor Jokes #16
Doctor:
Ap late ky do Hazar tak ganti kiya kray
Need a jay gi----😂😂
Doctor Jokes #17
Likha doctor ny dua ki jaga uss ka nam
Or yy be likha Subha, Dupher, Sham--😂😍
Doctor Jokes #18
Doctor: (Bachay ka pate Dakhty hoay)Batao bata!
Pate may dard kiss waqt hota hai
Bacha: Janab! Jab School jnay lagta hun" 😂😂
Doctor Jokes #19
Haspatal ka amla ak Shakh kay pachy Bag raha tha
Logo ny pucha kia hoya?
Doctor: Char bar asa hoya hai yy Damag ka operation karwnay
Kay bhnay ata hai or tand karwa ky bagg jata hai
Hahahahahaha
Doctor Jokes #20
Mareez Kmar dard ly kar doctor ky pass puncha-
Doctor ny pucha atna shaded dard Ksay shuru hoya 😂😂
Doctor Jokes #21
Saysi leader doctor say:
Jab my takreer karta hu mari zuban talo say thamt jatti hai
Kampay tangny lagti hai
Doctor: Koi bat nahi
Joth bolty waqt asa hota hai
Doctor Jokes #22
Doctor: Apki dmagi Bavi ka kia hal hai
Mareez: Theek hai aj kal makay gy hui hai
Hahahahaha----
Doctor Jokes #23
Doctor: Apky shoher ko Am ki zaroorat hai
Yy ly need ki golia rakh ly
Bavi: Yy in hay Kis waqt du
Doctor: Yy in ky Kiay nahi apky liay hai 😂😂😂
Doctor Jokes #24
Doctor ny Mareez ki memory wash kar ky Pucha
Btao Tumhay kuch yad a raha hai??
Mareez: Sarif bavi ka nam yad hai
Doctor: Sab kuch format ho gya hai
Likan viruse nahi gya 😂😃😄
Doctor Jokes #25
25 Best Rain Jokes
Doctor: Tumhay achi sehat ky liay rozana warzish karni chiay
Peo: My Football, Cricket, or tetnas takr-e-ban rozana khalta hun
Doctor: Katni dar ky liay khalty ho??
Peo: Jab tak mobile ki charging kahtam nahi ho jati!😂😂
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