College joke= Best and funny College life joke in Urdu:
Introduction:
We all miss our college days very much. There are any differences between
College and school life. I miss my college days very much. College days are
no better than school days. But still remembered. I miss my college friend a lot.
We don't have as much fun in college as we did in school. College life and school
life are both different. College life gives us various challenges than our school life.
College Joke #1
Ustad: tumhy pta hain tumhari umar my
Quaid-e-azam ny matric pass kar li thiπ
Bacha:or sir ap ki umar my batto phanci
Charr gya thaππ
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College Joke #2
Bacha= Q ky shadi ky bad is ky hasay ky saray gam ππ
shoher ky hasay my chlay jattay hai or wo ba gam ho jatti haiπ
MY ny aj Dua ki ππ
ya, Allah mary ghr walo ki preshania khtam karππ
phir yad aiaπ²π±
kahei my he na fot ho jao ππππ
Rashtay daro ko
khush karna zinda mandko ko tolny ky braber haiππ
plray my ak ko rahkoπ
Dusra kud jatta hainπππ
Teacher: Class my lrai q nh karni chiay?π¦
Bacha: Kia pta hai ksi ky pachy e bathna
parr jy ππππ
College Joke #6
Asa koi kamal ho jy ππ
ky parhai ka intakal ho jyπ
College Joke #7
Earz kia hai
Na Eashk keo Gotha, na Pyare kro Farzii ππ
Agay nh Btaoo gi, Mara share Mari marziππ
Larka: amthian my batha sawalia paper dakh raha thaππ
Ustad: Kia paper Mushkil haiπ
Larka: paper to mushkil nh likan my soch raha huππ
Iss sawal ka jawab mari kiss jab my hainπ
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College Joke #9
Daray Daray sy mari zandgi my anaππ
Atay hoay kuch khanay ko b ly anaππ
Azat ki bat karty ho π
To suno sahabπ
Rat ko Machar be paoo chumny atay hainπ
Pani pinay ky liay utho toπ
sara ghr π
Pyasa ho jatta hainππ
Suno
Kbi milna rastay mayπ
Tumhray ball na put liay to khnaππ
Ak chari thiπ
Ak chara tha
Dono ki shadi ho giπ
Dono char Charay ho gyπ
College Joke #14
Aj hafta haiπ
yy message das logo ko send kroππ
kal inshallah atwar ho gaππ
English or Math ka paper dy kar ao ππ
to yuu lagta ha jsay lash takhny laga di hoπ
College Joke #16
Teacher: Allama iqbal marny sy phlay kia thay???ππ
Larka : Allama iqbal marny sy phlay zinda thy......ππ
Gali sy awaz aiiπ
Sarif charr soo rupay lagayπ
or umar barr bath kar khayyπ
Bahir dakha to kursia bachny ππ
wala thaπππ
College Joke #18
Muskratay raha kroπ
Kia ptaπ
kal dand ho ya naππ
Moot ka kia ππ
Jb parny bhato π
A jatti hain ππ
Waqat Mara Be badly ga π
Bs grai my sall dalny ki deer hainππ
Suno:
Ksi ky pass Tameez ka number hainππ
Sb Khty ha Tameez st bat kro.............ππππ
College Joke #22
Jin ko hum pasand hainπ
Unki pasand la jwab hainππ
Pakistan dunyia ka wahad mulak hainππ
Jaha per perfume lagny sy jin chamar jatty hainππ
College Joke #24
Patt ky andar sb kuch chla jatta hainπ
Bs patt he andar nh jatta......π
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College Joke #25
Dabay my Daba π
Dabay my cakeπ
Bahir sy sb achayπ
andar sy fakeπ
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