Wednesday, July 12, 2023

50 Dad joke= Best and Funny status on Dad


 Dad jokes= Best and funny status on Dad:

Introduction:

Today we have to write the best jokes about Father. the best jokes are loved by everyone.
A dad loves his children very much. A father works day and night for his children.
Earns Money for his children.To fulfill their every need. Father is such a tree in whose 
shadow daughters rule. A father can never see his children in pain. Rather, he himself suffers 
for his children.



Dada joke #1
Dad pic


                               


  Baab Aik asa shajr hain πŸ’“
  Jiss ky sayy myn betia raj karti hain😍

Dada joke #2
Dad pic




 My open mind hunπŸ˜’
  Acha Phir to ap ka Dmag bahir ger jatta ho ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    

 

Dada joke #3
Dad pic



 Zandgi myn atny kuty milay hain ky 😏😐
Kuta rakhny ki kwaish be dam toe gyi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




Dada joke #4

Jb Abu khty hain Bhato zaroori bat karni hainπŸ˜•πŸ˜“
  Qasam sy wo guna be yad a jatty hainπŸ˜‰
Jo kbi kiay he nahiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    

                              

Dada joke #5

Muhabat myn bari taqat hain akhar yy jeet jatti hain 😏
 Yy shoha jiss ny chuda tha khuda uss ka bara grak kray πŸ˜‘πŸ˜„




Dada joke #6

My kbi rash he nahi lata 😐
Mehmano ky sath he bath kar kha latta hun πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹
   Kia pta bad myn kuch bachy he na πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 


Dada joke #7



Eid ky din kasai allah hawkbar πŸ˜‘πŸ˜“
 Iqra: Uncle aram sy katay ga khai mar na jay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dada joke #8

  Insan ka dill saff huna chiay πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
Naha ny my kia rakha hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dada joke #9

   Dunyia say borosa usi din uth gya tha 😏😐
Jiss din ami ny kaha tha adar aoo πŸ˜‰
 kuch  Nahi khao giπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dada joke #10

Mari to Qasmat he kharab hain 😞😟
Ami : To shakl kon sa achi hainπŸ˜•πŸ˜‚

    

Dada joke #11

 Mathay per khoon hain, or balo my rath 😐
  Aj Iss Ny phool mara hai Gamlay Semath πŸ˜€πŸ˜€




Dada joke #12

 Fan to hmray be bht hain sahab 😍
  Likan sb chat sy latky rahty hain 😁😁




 

Dada joke #13

Pakistan myn sardio ka calandar πŸ˜…
  Somwar- mangal- bud-gumarat-mehndi-Barat-Walima πŸ˜†πŸ˜†




Dada joke #14

 20 minutes tak sans rokh kar rahky πŸ˜†
Muhboob ap ky jnzay my ho ga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Dada joke #15
  
 Lafzo my atna zahar kaha sy latty ho 😏
   Lagta hain πŸ˜•
 Sannp fari kar ky khtay ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




 Dada joke #16
  
Sana : Sharat achi lag rahi hain sir ap per πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
  Sir : Chuti phir be nh milay gi πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜•
Sana : Bs sharat  he achi lag rahi hain πŸ˜‹
 Moo to wesy dongay jasa hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



 Dada joke #17
 Khub surat larka wo nh jiss per larkia marti hain πŸ˜‰
   Balkay wo hain jiss per larky be marty ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dada joke #18
            
My chlang marny ja raha hunπŸ˜•πŸ˜’
 chuty ami keh rahi ay motor band kar ky chal mari πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dada joke #19

Jb suraj jurab huny lagta hain πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
To chuty admio ky say bray ho jatty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




Dada joke #20
Shah jaha ny muhabat my taj mehl bnavia tha πŸ˜‚
 My grabb admi hun qabar paki karwa do ga πŸ˜€πŸ˜€



Dada joke #21

Petrol 100 ka or chars 80 ki 😐😐
  Ab ap e btay ab jumay ya gumay πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





Dada joke #22

 Har kamyab mard ky pachay 
 Uss ki urat ka hat hota hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dada joke #23

  Jb be ghr may lrai hoti hai
     My sb sy phly apna mobile chupata hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  Mari kher a as masoom da ki qasoorπŸ˜•πŸ˜‚

    


Dada joke #24
 Eid py qarbani ky janwro ka qama bnia jy ga😐
  Or Eid ky bad 2nd- year ky student ka😒😁



Dada joke #25
 Apni shadi to is tara huiπŸ˜‰
Jasay logo ki mot wakia hoti hain😐
 Achnak- begar Marzi kyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dada joke #26

 Aj kal bacho ky marks
 99% 98% 95% 99.3%98.3% 95.3%
Hmay to sarif bukhar atna hoya karta thaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Dada joke #27
 Bagam: uth jy
  My roti bna rahi hun
  Shoher : To my kon sa Tway py lata hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 
Dada joke #28   
 Choty kad waly yy na bola kray πŸ˜‰
  Ky jb my chota tha
 Balkay yy bola kray
 Jb my bht chota thaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




 Dada joke #29
  Faisla abadi
   Bata : Abu petrol sasta ho gya 
   Aba : ty fyr chark ky manu agg la dyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                    

 Dada joke #30
 Kuch log atny mazhabi hoti hain ky...😏
 Jota pasand karny ky liay be masjid ka rukh karty hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    
 Dada joke #31

  My biscuit sy :Hmaray mo nh lagna thaπŸ˜€
  To bata dattyπŸ˜‰
Yu dub marnay ki kia zaroorat thi πŸ˜‘



 Dada joke #32

Pakistanio ka traif karny ka trakaπŸ˜‡
Tasvair achi hai tumhari  πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
 Lag he nahi raha ky tum hoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚




 Dada joke #33

  Abi my chupp kar pani panay laga thaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Phir yad aia ramzan to guzar gya hainπŸ˜’πŸ˜‘

 Dada joke #34

 Kuch log hayat nahi hoty
Ta hayat hoty hain wa hayat hoty hainπŸ˜†πŸ˜†


 Dada joke #35
Wo na dakhy mary bad ksi or ko..😏
   My uss ki Ankho my Lemo nachor ai hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dada joke #36

 My ny udas ra kar be dakh lia hain πŸ˜“πŸ˜”
  Mara apna hassa nikl janwa aa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚   

                                        
 Dada joke #37
 Wo kar nahi raha tha mari bat ka yakeen 😐
  Phir yu hoya Ky thaper lagna para mujy πŸ˜‚

 Dada joke #38
  Darti to hum larkia ksi ky aba say be nahi πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
 Han agar chapkli kmray my a jy to wo alag bat hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dada joke #39
  
            
  Akk taray liay mano bali 😍
 Sab ky liay jangli bali πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 Dada joke #40
 Kabi kabi mary dill my khail ata hain 😏😏
 Ky damag hoty hoay be khail dill my q ata hainπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


 Dada joke #41
 Ap kaha rahty hain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  G my tension my rahta hun πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚


 Dada joke #42
Jo kroro myn ak hain na πŸ˜‰
  Wo my khud e hun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 
 Dada joke #43   
Kal balti ky pani my tara axk dakha πŸ˜…
Phir balti ko hla hla ky tara raks dakha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  Dada joke #44
 Mari zameen walo say nahi banti πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜•
  Manu markeeh ty chadd ao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  Dada joke #45

  Uss ny kaha barr main jao πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜•
  Or hum raksha ly kar un ky ghr ponch gy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


  Dada joke #46
 Larkio ko chudo mujy to teacher be kaha karti thiπŸ˜‰
  Tum waha sy uth kar mary samny a kar bhato πŸ˜‚πŸ˜–

 
  Dada joke #47   
 Phlay log "pyare" main pagal thy, phir" anday" huny lagy
Or ab to totlay ho gay hain
"Mala pala, Mara para"




   Dada joke #48
 Tum jo atna muskura rahy ho πŸ˜‡
 Kia bagrati ki hain jo chupa rahy ho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

   
   Dada joke #49 
 Jo admi hemasha hasta rahta hain usay khty hain😁
"Hus-Mukh"πŸ˜‰
Or jiss ka hasna mukmal band ho gya ho usay khty hain😧😬
 "Hus-Band"  πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚                                                                 
    

      Dada joke #50
  Zandgi main Atnay dost Bnao ky 😝
  Garmio my kabi braf ki kami na hoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚     
                                                                
                                    
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