Dad jokes= Best and funny status on Dad:
Introduction:
Today we have to write the best jokes about Father. the best jokes are loved by everyone.
A dad loves his children very much. A father works day and night for his children.
Earns Money for his children.To fulfill their every need. Father is such a tree in whose
shadow daughters rule. A father can never see his children in pain. Rather, he himself suffers
for his children.
Dada joke #1
Baab Aik asa shajr hain π
Jiss ky sayy myn betia raj karti hainπ
My open mind hunπAcha Phir to ap ka Dmag bahir ger jatta ho ga ππ
Zandgi myn atny kuty milay hain ky ππ
Kuta rakhny ki kwaish be dam toe gyi ππ
Jb Abu khty hain Bhato zaroori bat karni hainππ
Qasam sy wo guna be yad a jatty hainπ
Jo kbi kiay he nahiππ
Muhabat myn bari taqat hain akhar yy jeet jatti hain π
Yy shoha jiss ny chuda tha khuda uss ka bara grak kray π‘π
Dada joke #6
My kbi rash he nahi lata π
Mehmano ky sath he bath kar kha latta hun ππ
Kia pta bad myn kuch bachy he na ππ
Dada joke #7
Eid ky din kasai allah hawkbar ππ
Iqra: Uncle aram sy katay ga khai mar na jay ππ
Dada joke #8
Insan ka dill saff huna chiay ππ
Naha ny my kia rakha hain ππ
Dada joke #9
Dunyia say borosa usi din uth gya tha ππ
Jiss din ami ny kaha tha adar aoo π
kuch Nahi khao giππ
Dada joke #10
Mari to Qasmat he kharab hain ππ
Ami : To shakl kon sa achi hainππ
Dada joke #11
Mathay per khoon hain, or balo my rath π
Aj Iss Ny phool mara hai Gamlay Semath ππ
Dada joke #12
Fan to hmray be bht hain sahab π
Likan sb chat sy latky rahty hain ππ
Dada joke #13
Pakistan myn sardio ka calandar π
Somwar- mangal- bud-gumarat-mehndi-Barat-Walima ππ
Dada joke #14
20 minutes tak sans rokh kar rahky π
Muhboob ap ky jnzay my ho ga ππ
Lafzo my atna zahar kaha sy latty ho π
Lagta hain π
Sannp fari kar ky khtay ho ππ
Dada joke #16
Sana : Sharat achi lag rahi hain sir ap per ππ
Sir : Chuti phir be nh milay gi ππ
Sana : Bs sharat he achi lag rahi hain π
Moo to wesy dongay jasa hainππ
Dada joke #17
Khub surat larka wo nh jiss per larkia marti hain π
Balkay wo hain jiss per larky be marty ho ππ
My chlang marny ja raha hunππ’
chuty ami keh rahi ay motor band kar ky chal mari ππ
Jb suraj jurab huny lagta hain ππ
To chuty admio ky say bray ho jatty hainππ
Dada joke #20
Shah jaha ny muhabat my taj mehl bnavia tha π
My grabb admi hun qabar paki karwa do ga ππ
Dada joke #21
Petrol 100 ka or chars 80 ki ππ
Ab ap e btay ab jumay ya gumay ππ
Dada joke #22
Har kamyab mard ky pachay
Uss ki urat ka hat hota hainππ
Dada joke #23
Jb be ghr may lrai hoti hai
My sb sy phly apna mobile chupata hun πππ
Mari kher a as masoom da ki qasoorππ
Dada joke #24
Eid py qarbani ky janwro ka qama bnia jy gaπ
Or Eid ky bad 2nd- year ky student kaπ’π
Apni shadi to is tara huiπ
Jasay logo ki mot wakia hoti hainπ
Achnak- begar Marzi kyππ
Dada joke #26
Aj kal bacho ky marks
99% 98% 95% 99.3%98.3% 95.3%
Hmay to sarif bukhar atna hoya karta thaππ
Dada joke #27
Bagam: uth jy
My roti bna rahi hun
Shoher : To my kon sa Tway py lata hun ππ
Choty kad waly yy na bola kray π
Ky jb my chota tha
Balkay yy bola kray
Jb my bht chota thaππ
Dada joke #29
Faisla abadi
Bata : Abu petrol sasta ho gya
Aba : ty fyr chark ky manu agg la dyππ
Kuch log atny mazhabi hoti hain ky...π
Jota pasand karny ky liay be masjid ka rukh karty hainππ
Dada joke #31
My biscuit sy :Hmaray mo nh lagna thaπ
To bata dattyπ
Yu dub marnay ki kia zaroorat thi π
Pakistanio ka traif karny ka trakaπ
Tasvair achi hai tumhari ππ
Lag he nahi raha ky tum hoππ
Dada joke #33
Abi my chupp kar pani panay laga thaππ
Phir yad aia ramzan to guzar gya hainππ
Kuch log hayat nahi hoty
Ta hayat hoty hain wa hayat hoty hainππ
Wo na dakhy mary bad ksi or ko..π
My uss ki Ankho my Lemo nachor ai hun ππ
Dada joke #36
My ny udas ra kar be dakh lia hain ππ
Mara apna hassa nikl janwa aa ππ
Dada joke #37
Wo kar nahi raha tha mari bat ka yakeen π
Phir yu hoya Ky thaper lagna para mujy π
Dada joke #38
Darti to hum larkia ksi ky aba say be nahi ππ
Han agar chapkli kmray my a jy to wo alag bat hain ππ
Dada joke #39
Akk taray liay mano bali π
Sab ky liay jangli bali ππ
Dada joke #40
Kabi kabi mary dill my khail ata hain ππ
Ky damag hoty hoay be khail dill my q ata hainππ
Dada joke #41
Ap kaha rahty hain ππ
G my tension my rahta hun ππ
Dada joke #42
Jo kroro myn ak hain na π
Wo my khud e hun ππ
Kal balti ky pani my tara axk dakha π
Phir balti ko hla hla ky tara raks dakha ππ
Dada joke #44
Mari zameen walo say nahi banti ππ
Manu markeeh ty chadd ao ππ
Or hum raksha ly kar un ky ghr ponch gy ππ
Dada joke #46
Larkio ko chudo mujy to teacher be kaha karti thiπ
Tum waha sy uth kar mary samny a kar bhato ππ
Phlay log "pyare" main pagal thy, phir" anday" huny lagy
Or ab to totlay ho gay hain
"Mala pala, Mara para"
Dada joke #48
Tum jo atna muskura rahy ho π
Kia bagrati ki hain jo chupa rahy ho ππ
Jo admi hemasha hasta rahta hain usay khty hainπ
"Hus-Mukh"π
Or jiss ka hasna mukmal band ho gya ho usay khty hainπ§π¬
"Hus-Band" πππ
Zandgi main Atnay dost Bnao ky π
Garmio my kabi braf ki kami na hoππ
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